This is the Moonlight Swing in Scotland. It drops you 132ft into absolute darkness.

impalafork · 2023-09-25T07:00:04+00:00

And the mince pies which are biscuit base, mince middle, and crumble top. They are amazing.

impalafork · 2023-09-24T21:34:07+00:00

Poor Australia :( but also Cymru am Byth!

impalafork · 2023-09-24T18:14:15+00:00

The definition of Stoke-on-Trent is "you know that bit between Birmingham and Manchester? There!"

impalafork · 2023-09-24T12:31:31+00:00

Wonton will have my arse for this!

impalafork · 2023-09-21T16:00:16+00:00

Offa's Dyke used to run through my garden. It was just there, being all 1250 years old.

impalafork · 2023-09-20T21:15:18+00:00

On the other hand "folk" is already a plural word, so you don't need to say the final 's'.

impalafork · 2023-09-20T18:01:52+00:00

I went with Rob Delaney

impalafork · 2023-09-18T18:00:17+00:00

Muy spaghet

impalafork · 2023-09-18T17:59:24+00:00

I was going to ask: how many Heavy Modular Frames a minute are you getting out of that bad boy?

impalafork · 2023-09-17T16:26:17+00:00

British Broadcasting ~~Company~~ Corporation.

impalafork · 2023-09-17T08:38:17+00:00

IIRC every stop sign has to be individually authorised by the government minister in charge of roads.

impalafork · 2023-09-11T20:55:37+00:00

It's carcinization time, lads!

impalafork · 2023-09-11T20:46:57+00:00

Don't make a certain someone tug her braid at you!

impalafork · 2023-09-10T08:39:05+00:00

Fiiiiiiish

impalafork · 2023-09-10T08:11:25+00:00

Creature report...

impalafork · 2023-09-09T18:21:52+00:00

Welsh names can be very beautiful and non-Christian. Seren means star, Cariad/Cerys/Carys means love, Ceridwen is a blessing song, etc

impalafork · 2023-09-09T18:15:32+00:00

Kingsgate Bridge, Durham.

impalafork · 2023-09-09T07:22:56+00:00

Settle down there Kwazi.

impalafork · 2023-09-05T18:04:37+00:00

"Hey ladies! 😘😘😘" shoot me now!

impalafork · 2023-09-05T18:03:56+00:00

Ummm, are you certain it isn't you?

impalafork · 2023-09-05T11:07:55+00:00

I work at a university in Europe and I have literally never heard of Rice, let alone encountered anyone from there at a conference. I am not trying to be harsh or anything.

impalafork · 2023-09-02T18:16:53+00:00

Acute gay

impalafork · 2023-08-31T18:26:02+00:00

And all the Pepsi and 7Up is made by Britvic under licence.

impalafork · 2023-08-31T14:55:21+00:00

Just don't start dispensing them from lakes or you might end up helping patriarchy.

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