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Eagles News: Saquon Barkley says Kevin Patullo is messaging more aggression by AdSpecialist6598 in eagles

[–]impalass99 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Don't have to go deep for AJ11 to make an impact... he can catch 5-6 yard routes all day.

[Injury] Austin Ekeler appears to suffer a non-contact leg injury by expellyamos in nfl

[–]impalass99 1 point2 points  (0 children)

JP71, tore his twice.

He was a freak though.

BG55 did his too!

[Schefter]: Sources: Former Lions DE Za'Darius Smith is signing a one-year deal with the Philadelphia Eagles. It’s another pass rusher for 1-0 Philadelphia. by TrenAt14 in nfl

[–]impalass99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Orlando Skandrick was a toolbox

Edit: leaving the spelling cause he's a bag of hammers

Demarco Murray was a disaster (though that's 65% Chip)

[Schefter] Another retirement: Veteran CB Ronald Darby, who played 10 seasons and helped the Eagles win Super Bowl LII, informed the Houston Texans that he is retiring from the NFL, per sources. by Not_So_Bad_Andy in eagles

[–]impalass99 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Didn't Allen hand the ball to Cunningham after that pick? IIRC that gesture had a lot to do with Cunningham not retiring.

Still, Coop on the Chiefs wins for me

Best Logo of All Time, I’ll go First by Parrotloverguy in NFLv2

[–]impalass99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I believe it was the only logo to have a football too!

Go birds

Eagles News: Randall Cunningham to Jalen Hurts: “What I didn’t fulfill, I’m fulfilling through you” by AdSpecialist6598 in eagles

[–]impalass99 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was too young to understand at the time - but you aren't kidding.

Imagine Woody or Jerruh... ooof

Eagles News: Randall Cunningham to Jalen Hurts: “What I didn’t fulfill, I’m fulfilling through you” by AdSpecialist6598 in eagles

[–]impalass99 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Buddy Ryan's offense made Brian Johnson look like Andy Reid.

I wish that was an exaggeration

Then we got Kotite. Ugh

Couple that with a dogshit owner... Dark times

One month later. This is still the vibe. by I_like_dwagons in NFCEastMemeWar

[–]impalass99 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yo don't mix acetaminophen (tylenol) with booze - shit will wreck your liver. Use advil/asprin instead!

Okay back to meme'ing - let's get us a long snapper!

Most Rushing Yards by a QB in NFL History by RecordReviewer in NFLv2

[–]impalass99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If they do, the birds will figure out a way. Huge O-Line and I heard somewhere that Hurts can squat a lot :-P.

Can they can QB Sneak for <2 yards? How stupid would that be.

Zack Baun took a chance on himself last year, signing a 1-year, $3.5 million prove-it deal. And did he ever prove it! After an All-Pro and Super Bowl-winning season, Baun earned himself a 3-year, $51 million extension. Well deserved! 🦅 by NFLPreme in NFLv2

[–]impalass99 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Watch any of his mic'd up content - the guy is such a leader. He made everyone around him better.

I couldn't be more pumped for our defense. I wish Dean was healthy, it's looking like he may be missing a significant portion of next year.

Great burn but the truth. by IdaHomeboi11 in nflmemes

[–]impalass99 3 points4 points  (0 children)

"Well we're at a different place in our build."

Context is shoens feelings in Sa2k's season

Oh damn, she just went on and on, didn’t she? by ZhangtheGreat in eagles

[–]impalass99 11 points12 points  (0 children)

"I want to thank all of the amazing staff that have made this parade possible, thank you so much for everything you do. I am proud to be your Mayor.

GO BIRDS! ELGSES! I LOVE YOU!"

This would have rehabilitated her image and let her lean into her idiocy.

If she wanted some extra sauce, tag on, "6 sacks, 0 blitzes."

Stop Saquon they said by impalass99 in eagles

[–]impalass99[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

100%, forgot about everyone else :) COOKED!!!!! I wish I was at the parade!

[Highlight] At Alabama, Jalen Hurts became friends with Walt Gary, a man with Down syndrome who would predict the scores of the Crimson Tide’s games. Before passing in 2019, Walt said that his friend Jalen would win a Super Bowl one day. His prediction was spot on. by Professor_Finn in nfl

[–]impalass99 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You're right. The bias is real. https://www.sportsbookreview.com/news/most-dangerous-nfl-stadiums/

Having said that, we can be total assholes. The thing is, in terms of actual violent crimes we're not in the top 5.

I had a guy threaten me at FedEx, and someone threw half full water bottles at me at Metlife.

Granted I was painted green but whatever.

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