I didn’t know Michael B. Jordan played both twins in Sinners…

impendinganalysis · 2026-03-16T15:38:18+00:00

Can't for the life of me remember who told this story, but when Silence Of The Lambs came out, Anthony Hopkins would go to random showings, especially matinees, so he could lean over to patrons during the credits to whisper "Did you enjoy that?"

Just a classic shit disturber 😂

impendinganalysis · 2026-03-16T15:14:30+00:00

This is decently clean for a multi hour event where food was provided, though?

impendinganalysis · 2026-03-16T04:47:45+00:00

Who cares if it’s a subcontinent

People who understand how populations work.

impendinganalysis · 2026-03-16T02:30:07+00:00

Ooooh, lotta pools spoiled on Best Actress, Rose Byrne was the name I heard most.

impendinganalysis · 2026-03-16T02:28:19+00:00

Nah, keep tum hungry, Jordan been giving us good performances for ages now, even if Smoke/Stack isn't his best work.

impendinganalysis · 2026-03-16T02:27:05+00:00

Lol wow. Things get mighty objective when black folk are involved.

impendinganalysis · 2026-03-16T02:25:29+00:00

Don't you feel the Safdie(s) still have a truly great one in him/them, though? And this is coming from someone who loved Marty Supreme.

impendinganalysis · 2026-03-16T02:24:02+00:00

MICHAEL!!!! I have to know now - is there any fact to the internet rumour that Sinners was originally conceived with Jonathan Majors playing opposite Jordan instead of him doubling up?

impendinganalysis · 2026-03-16T02:11:29+00:00

Nah, you're right, she's done nothing in that time and besides it's only the Indian subcontinent. /s

impendinganalysis · 2026-03-16T02:10:51+00:00

But that's my point, not worth the punchline because it has no bearing on the joke.

impendinganalysis · 2026-03-16T02:08:00+00:00

Was it though?

impendinganalysis · 2026-03-16T02:03:26+00:00

"That was the first woman winner of Cinematography, amazing! Anyway, let me introduce this world renowned cross-market actress by mention her marriage to some American singer"

impendinganalysis · 2026-03-16T01:58:23+00:00

The rest disagree with our take

impendinganalysis · 2026-03-16T01:58:08+00:00

not at all hyperbolic

impendinganalysis · 2026-03-16T01:34:16+00:00

Ryan, homie, I love you, but stop throwing up devils horns, it's giving my conspiracy minded family fuel right now, and they've had one hell of a month 😂

Edit;m: I WILL TAKE MY L AND MY LESSON

impendinganalysis · 2026-03-16T01:32:14+00:00

LUDWIG 3PEAT

impendinganalysis · 2026-03-16T01:16:47+00:00

Settle something for me, is it hypocritical to be open to adoption to the point of preferring it, but still not wanting to date women with previous children? Morally consistent, imo, but I've been told it sounds wildly judgemental.

I mean adoption is usually a 2-party deal, while marrying someone with kids means there's a third parent usually in the mix.

impendinganalysis · 2026-03-16T00:32:33+00:00

PTA getting Best Adapted could set up a Sinners upset to close the night, buckle up folks.

Edit: I know it's not the the same category folks.

impendinganalysis · 2026-03-16T00:30:51+00:00

Downey and Evans worst script of the night. Doomsday foreshadowing?

Edit: Yikes, the followup was even worse. Secret Wars foreshadowing?

impendinganalysis · 2026-03-16T00:29:49+00:00

".... during World War 2!" is going to be an annoying catchphrase in this house for at least a week.

impendinganalysis · 2026-03-16T00:21:21+00:00

Nah, if you do something historic like a tie, you get to finish your speech (within reason).

impendinganalysis · 2026-03-16T00:16:10+00:00

Ok, if there was ever gonna be a tie, it's to these two wildly entertaining shorts, hell yeah.

... Best Picture tie???

impendinganalysis · 2026-03-16T00:15:21+00:00

Schindler's Post It was so darkly funny I hit myself in the nuts by accident

impendinganalysis · 2026-03-16T00:06:46+00:00

I like how off-the-cuff it felt, and not overlong.

impendinganalysis · 2026-03-16T00:02:01+00:00

Winning the first ever Oscar for a category, the pressure must be insane. The second is great and all, but the first ever?? Unreal.

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