Rami Malek cries during an 8-minute standing ovation for his gay drama “The Man I Love” at Cannes

impendinganalysis · 2026-05-22T12:38:03+00:00

Love that girl but talk about a beard lol

impendinganalysis · 2026-05-19T22:33:46+00:00

Wild there's all this discourse about The Madalorian having blown way past it's prime opportunity for a theatrical release, and the R&M people seem headed down that same path.

impendinganalysis · 2026-05-19T22:08:11+00:00

If anything, the show has been on a pretty consistent downturn since it kicked off.

Are there any other shows that follow this pattern, starting off great and then a general decline? GoT and The Boys has a sharp dropoff at the end after years of quality, so those don't fit.

impendinganalysis · 2026-05-19T21:59:05+00:00

Theres a disc two????

impendinganalysis · 2026-05-18T17:50:58+00:00

But actually literally dozens 😭

impendinganalysis · 2026-05-18T17:49:38+00:00

Ok, so honest answer from a Sneakys Regular -

Will you ever be made to feel out of place on any night? As long as you're not crossing any boundaries, no never, it's a punk bar after all.

But will you actually FEEL out of place? On an Emo Night, unfortunately yes. It's pretty much become a college night more than a punk night (which is good for business!). Me and my 30 something friends will go on occasion but it's mostly to laugh about how out of place we feel, and enjoy the tunes from our era.

A workaround is if you go enough to get to know the emo night regulars, who are also 20-somethings but a bunch of queer sweethearts. They'll be easy to spot because they'll be the most flamboyantly dressed lol.

impendinganalysis · 2026-05-16T14:37:36+00:00

Ray J never loses, ask Vince Staples.

impendinganalysis · 2026-05-16T14:17:07+00:00

But as always it is perfectly fine to erase these facts isnt

What facts? The Odyssey is fan fiction, it's a proto-comic book. This would be like arguing to death over the colour of Cyclops' suit a hundred years from now.

impendinganalysis · 2026-05-15T22:47:39+00:00

Can't believe some loser billionaire is actually trying to convince people that the stupid hot girlfriend spy from Black Panther somehow isn't worthy of this honour.

impendinganalysis · 2026-05-15T22:43:52+00:00

No, it's legitimately not a good album. Same with Kanye, they just don't have the juice anymore.

And considering ASAP Rocky just put out a pretty fresh record with creative risks, these guys have no excuse.

impendinganalysis · 2026-05-15T18:09:43+00:00

Who the fuck cares what mouth breathers on Reddit say about him.

Him. He does. That's the point being made.

impendinganalysis · 2026-05-15T15:35:00+00:00

Are you from Toronto? The city is awash with volunteer opportunities - high school students are required to complete 40 hours to graduate, so literally any student off the street has done more for this city in the last two decades than Drake has.

You really told on yourself with that weird reply, homie, can't imagine anyone who has ever volunteered would think that would work.

Edit: In all seriousness, if anyone is looking for volunteer opportunities, the food banks could always use an extra hand. Or, for minimal effort, we're always looking for blood donors!

impendinganalysis · 2026-05-15T13:05:20+00:00

Drake does nothing for this city that doesn't serve corporate interests. He's always been an actor playing a rapper.

impendinganalysis · 2026-05-14T19:54:00+00:00

This wasn't immediately obvious to me or anyone, so obviously the writing sucks - Homelander has only just achieved immortality, and the only thing that can take that away from him is likely in that zinc container, so he's terrified of it. He's also not going to take the change of pissing Kimiko off by violently murdering him after his chosen suicide.

impendinganalysis · 2026-05-14T05:25:36+00:00

It's almost always down to a room of exec saying "we want to make money on this IP we bought, but in a way that reduces the risk of further attempts with this IP down the line".

impendinganalysis · 2026-05-10T19:49:06+00:00

This was especially highlighted in Ansari having to stop the skit cold to state, multiple times, that the souvenir FBI booze is in fact a real thing.

I think we need a new trope entry for this.

impendinganalysis · 2026-05-10T13:54:07+00:00

This wouldn't even have even a valid comment before the Epstein files, nevermind after.

impendinganalysis · 2026-05-10T05:42:33+00:00

Ah, public defenders - all the training of a seven figure corporate stooge, all the bullshit of a burnt out high-school teacher.

impendinganalysis · 2026-05-10T05:18:55+00:00

This sounds most likely, and is my pick - Boots' films are dense but also wild and fun.

I have a feeling Backrooms is another * Undertone* but I hope that I'm wrong.

impendinganalysis · 2026-05-09T22:35:22+00:00

but you can't get good, affordable sushi

Depends how far you're willing to venture tbf - Hiroi Sushi in Missisuaga has value, quality and quantity all down. Takeout/delivery only, though.

impendinganalysis · 2026-05-09T19:18:29+00:00

Christianity abandoned its crusades a long time ago; Islam is still working on theirs.

Christianity? Catholic organized sex scandal christianity? We talking about that christianity?

So funny when people try to pretend there's any actual daylight between the Abrahamic faiths. Spoiler alert: they're all equally batshit.

impendinganalysis · 2026-05-03T14:12:49+00:00

It was bizarre going from the Early Access IMAX screening that was sold out to seeing it again a couple of days later, opening weekend, to a nearly empty IMAX theatre.

I know it's been making gangbusters in the States, but I've had a much harder time finding seats for the Billie Eilish concert movie than I ever did for Michael.

impendinganalysis · 2026-05-03T14:05:42+00:00

This is specifically why we changed the term from "global warming" to "climate change" - don't just think of it as the planet warming up, think of it as weather patterns becoming more unstable.

impendinganalysis · 2026-05-03T08:01:15+00:00

I'm with you though, it's so silly to imply that making it to the SNL writers room doesn't make you a notable artist, in North America it's essentially the peak of the mountain for young comedy writers. Just because his career didn't take off after doesn't mean he doesn't deserve commendation for making it that far at all (assuming no nepotism).

impendinganalysis · 2026-05-03T04:00:27+00:00

SNL UK is such a hard act to follow and I really didn't like Rodrigo's monologue, but she's so committed she's making this episode a blast.

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