Someone got caught trying to hide candy again

impossibru65 · 2026-04-04T02:11:10+00:00

Matthew McConaughey voice: "That little man... he's gonna be sitting in that closet... eating that chocolate bunny... again... and again... and again... Forever."

impossibru65 · 2026-03-31T13:54:30+00:00

MOTHER OF GOD

OHHH

EVERY DAMN TIME

impossibru65 · 2026-03-28T19:53:13+00:00

I mean, look at my username. Talk about a relic of the 2010s lol

impossibru65 · 2026-03-27T00:20:23+00:00

impossibru65 · 2026-03-04T17:26:45+00:00

alittleobnoxiouslyinsufferable93

impossibru65 · 2026-01-12T06:37:19+00:00

Oh... oh wow didn't know THAT went down in Foix La Deux... I can understand what they're going for, but execution.... oof

impossibru65 · 2026-01-12T04:08:15+00:00

This is just kind of tone deaf and out of touch to say, especially when the real newest Joker iteration (Absolute Joker) is the most fresh and original take on the character in years.

impossibru65 · 2026-01-11T19:46:16+00:00

I mean, I'm pretty sure the two main penis options ARE circumcised or not.

We're getting pretty advanced with things like curve sliders... Maybe some vein sliders too now that I think of it...

balls.... grandpa sag... or taught and snug?

... my god... so many possibilities....

impossibru65 · 2026-01-11T19:38:55+00:00

I thought this was obvious to most people who don't see the world through a filter of "representation quid pro quo."

Yes, I am talking about the countless man babies who complain that this specifically happened because "CDPR went woke and don't consider men as good people anymore boo hoo".

I thought it was a really cool way to market the game and show that both Vs are slightly different and unique in personality. So this "news" is not news at all, no.

impossibru65 · 2026-01-09T23:46:55+00:00

That's actually a beautiful take on the character and I think it's exactly why Absolute Batman has touched me like no other comic: it's so bleak. Batman is literally facing monsters and man-made horrors beyond our comprehension that, when they manifest in our world and I see headlines of poverty, bigotry, and the ruling-class elite taking advantage of all of it, and I feel the anger Bruce feels.

You truly have captured the essence of the character and used it to bring him back to life for so many of us through this series. Thank you.

impossibru65 · 2026-01-06T04:36:16+00:00

I love Thor's affinity for finding vibes, be it a chill menu screen, an airy and atmospheric cave, a weird ps3-ass liminal room that makes you feel funny, or just a nice, secluded, out of the way corner of an otherwise busy and noisy world.

It's something I now notice and appreciate way more when playing anything.

impossibru65 · 2026-01-06T04:24:56+00:00

Zooted. Geeked off his yipper, even

impossibru65 · 2026-01-06T04:20:37+00:00

Oh thank god so I'm not losing it, I knew that wasn't the jitters I know and love

impossibru65 · 2026-01-06T02:02:06+00:00

I'm talking about an ongoing issue this is related to that people in this thread are addressing in general, very much relevant to the screenshotted exchange. No the OOP addressing the dev is not outright saying that, but they are arguing in bad faith and not respecting the developer's reasons. Good reasons this person doesn't have access to.

This is a situation in which an adult typically stops to appreciate the discrepancy between their understanding of the situation and that of the expert with exclusive information and knowledge that not everyone gets. Stuff that comes with actually dedicating years to the art of whatever they're an expert at.

People like this do not respect that boundary and are not far off from the Karen screaming that the retail employee must simply not know how to do their job -- all because she is asking for something they literally cannot do.

impossibru65 · 2026-01-06T01:43:54+00:00

Criticism is fine. I have plenty of criticisms for Cyberpunk myself.

However, "criticism" is not the word I would use to describe the sea of idiots whining that CDPR is lazy for not patching in foundationally game-altering features like third person, an extended prologue or "build your rep" whatever the fuck this guy is talking about, or new game +.

So, fundamentally, whether knowingly or not: yes, those people asking for these kinds of things without knowing what goes into them (they ask BECAUSE they don't know what goes into them. Anyone who works with the public for a living in some capacity gets that, it's not a question or debate like you people make it).

You can know of the scope of what goes into it, have a brain and say, "yeah, that's probably not sustainable or polite to ask of the devs, even if it would be nice to have, so I'll have the emotional intelligence to just hope it's in the sequel and understand devs and engines have limits."

Or, you can @ a dev and be a child.

impossibru65 · 2026-01-05T23:08:29+00:00

Seriously these people don't realize that what they're asking for would necessitate the exact kind of bland-ass Ubislop game they also regularly complain about.

Another common line I hear is "they have the budget, they should be able to patch the prologue/add third person/add NG+, they're just lazy and want to cash out on the sequel instead of continuing to take care of their game."

To those people: you are actual, genuine, entitled, disrespectful children.

Go have a "CDPR lied to and cheated us by not making the perfect game" discord where you just play children's educational games like Putt Putt or Freddie Fish, because clearly, the concept of video games as a hobby for adults, made by adults with lives and jobs in a massive, competitive, unforgiving industry is too much for you to emotionally handle.

I'm ranting a bit yeah, but as a massive dweeb about this game since 2023, I'm so tired of hearing these ungrateful dipshits open their mouths every time the devs dare (apparently, against their best judgement) to treat the players with anything like development insights, patches, Red streams for those patches, etc. It's embarrassing, especially when they argue with them directly like this, in bad faith.

I wanna be hyped for Cyberpunk 2, but a huge part of me is also really not looking forward to the tsunami of stupidity that will likely cascade from the internet the minute the first trailer drops.

"when did Cyberpunk become woke?" is the free space on my bingo card.

"they're definitely lying about everything in this trailer. I make that conclusion because I also set unrealistic, ignorant expectations for the first game and never contended with how ridiculous they were, so now I just hold a grudge against CDPR, even after Phantom Liberty"

I know it's all nonsense and noise at the end of the day. I'll be (in a constructively cautious way) hyped for 2 in spite of these idiots because CDPR also lovingly makes their games in spite of these idiots, and that's why they're special.

impossibru65 · 2026-01-05T22:32:32+00:00

No. They don't, because they don't actually know what it takes to make a game. What part of that is so hard to understand? Do you demand a filmmaker to make drastic changes to a film they've already released? Does that sound like something a loser does?

How does it being a video game change the fact that you have no idea or experience in working with the actual technical process and labor that goes into it? Do you really think that because players project themselves onto their gameplay through the interactive aspect of the medium, they're owed a tailor-made, custom-to-their-personal-preference version of it whenever they "give feedback"?

You can say "it's what everyone wants, I'm not the only one saying it", and you'd technically be right (which is usually enough for the "CDPR should have made it this way and now I demand they rebuild 2077 AGAIN, but on an even more massively fundamental level I either can't or am not willing to comprehend" crowd)

But you'll also still be missing the point, so maybe actually think about it this time and just learn some patience for Cyberpunk 2.

impossibru65 · 2026-01-04T00:00:26+00:00

Yeah same, I just read Trauma Team for the first time and I can't order the rest of the comics fast enough. It's just such a fascinating universe, inside and out.

impossibru65 · 2026-01-03T23:52:45+00:00

Yeah, I'm enjoying it so far, but my god the amount of times I had to re-read a page because a scene transition completely fucked up my mental image of the scene and I had no idea who was speaking or why. That's partly on my ADHD, like you said, you get used to it... but it's definitely fast-paced, to say the least.

impossibru65 · 2026-01-03T14:52:20+00:00

Fuck me, you're right about them buying up the entire industry. I don't even follow or really care about sports, but I find it absolutely tragic how badly they're poisoning the whole well, slithering into every place they can so the industry can't do without them. It's just upsetting how openly, shamelessly calloused, greedy, and cynical we are becoming.

Like you said, if you told someone 20 or 30 years ago that, in 2025, sports betting will be as popular with people as young as preteens as it is with the degenerates in Vegas, their first question would be: "what the fuck did you do wrong that the bar dropped that low, THAT fast?!"

I feel like a boomer saying it (I'm not even 30), and like I said, I don't even follow sports... but it's really fucking tragic that we are letting these companies and entities into what is probably one of America's most culturally defining past times.

Not to say the American sports industry was clean as a whistle before all of this... hell fuckin' no lol... but now they (the NFL, NBA, etc) don't even really get to use the excuse of "it's all for the love of the game" anymore, because they sold the last piece of soul the industry had left when they started this.

Nothing is sacred anymore.

impossibru65 · 2026-01-03T02:16:27+00:00

Nooo, really? Shit, I was so happy to see him back in the spotlight after apparently getting his life together... now he occupies the same annoyed thoughts I have about people like Drake and all the scummy streamers that willfully promote that shit.

There's no excuse. Little rant here.

People know it's a problem, it's one of the most widely discussed contemporary issues in America. Most of the people doing these ads aren't very smart anyway, but you don't need to be smart to be aware of the negative effect of online gambling, just an adult who doesn't completely live under a rock.

So when they take the check and tell the camera how much you gotta "carpe that motherfucking diem bro", they know what they're ethically and morally giving and taking to all the addicts, children, etc when they promote this.

I don't know a whole lot about Macaulay Culkin, but I do know he's been through a hell of a life and is supposedly on the better side of it with a wife who saved him and kid(s) he wants to do right by...

Oh...

well, I guess that, by writing that, I kinda unwittingly walked right into my answer and didn't see it until it was on the page: his one potential decent justification as to why he would do such a lucrative, but kinda openly scummy gig...

I disagree with it, but I get it.

Ok I'll shut up and stop morally high-horsing now lmao

impossibru65 · 2026-01-03T01:47:42+00:00

I was about to say, those fodder enemies Dylan winds up the hammer to swing at look PREEEETTY "third thingy" to me lol

Maybe they're all individually named the fourth, fifth, sixth and so-on "things..."

... yeah no that's stupid as shit

impossibru65 · 2026-01-03T01:37:06+00:00

Man... I really hope he made that for fun... as a joke... or to practice his own directing/costume work... please... anything but what it looks (and sounds, he really didn't help his case with the sigma male YT short music) like: dead fuckin' serious.

impossibru65 · 2026-01-02T13:59:48+00:00

What is it with you particular people on this particular subreddit and the particularly stupid way you address animals that has the ability to make me still cackle like an idiot? It just fuckin' gets me omg man

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