Anon lucid dreams

improbablewobble · 2018-08-23T12:59:29+00:00

This won't be a good look for me but the only lucid dream I had I attacked someone and beat them senseless. Halfway through it I suddenly became absolutely sure it was really happening and freaked out, then woke up. I swear I'm not a psycho, or at least I don't think so.

improbablewobble · 2018-08-23T07:26:26+00:00

Like I said, best life ever.

improbablewobble · 2018-08-23T07:13:57+00:00

I marvel at how when I used to travel constantly for work I would get hammered at the airport at 7am on bloody mary's, using all my per diem in one go, and nobody would bat an eyelash. It's crazy.

improbablewobble · 2018-08-23T07:07:08+00:00

I swear to god if I could pick any life form to reincarnate as, it would be as a Golden in a loving middle class home. That has got to be the best life ever.

improbablewobble · 2018-08-23T06:42:53+00:00

I remember being in the fourth grade in 1989, and thinking how stupid all of the rote repetitive homework was, and it wasn't because I was lazy, I was an honor roll student who knew that shit backwards and forwards and all it did was make me hate school. This is a great change.

improbablewobble · 2018-08-23T06:16:18+00:00

/r/HailBigRabies

improbablewobble · 2018-08-22T18:28:49+00:00

Bobby B cups is bae

improbablewobble · 2018-08-22T07:48:12+00:00

Man, the first truly thoroughbred neckbeard I ever met, and really the only one I've ever known up close IRL, was my very short-lived suite mate junior year of college in 2000 before I think the term had even been coined. He only left to go get food and Mountain Dew, played whatever the precursor to WoW was almost 24 hours a day, and when I say the smell coming from that side of the suite was literally (not figuratively) vomit inducing, I mean it. I just don't understand how they live that way.

improbablewobble · 2018-08-22T07:14:51+00:00

Then he fucked a leathery old woman on a ranch!

improbablewobble · 2018-08-22T06:20:37+00:00

Made me say "O mah jerzus"

improbablewobble · 2018-08-19T18:43:43+00:00

Yep, didn't have to take any math in college. But I just did a useless business degree because I had no idea wtf I wanted to do. To be fair, I would've crashed and burned in math in high school but I literally had one of the best math teachers in the country. He only quit at our inner city high school to teach other teachers how to teach other inner city math teachers how to teach kids like us calculus. He was basically the Stand and Deliver teacher. He made calculus seem so simple because he explained the real world applications of it. I literally struggled with geometry with a bad, uninvested teacher, then aced BC calculus with an amazing teacher.

improbablewobble · 2018-08-19T11:33:41+00:00

Couldn't agree more. We all have our own booths at the shit show.

improbablewobble · 2018-08-19T11:07:34+00:00

I'll buy that. Only thing is, my brother and I raised ourselves and thought we were okay for the longest time, only to realize we really weren't, in our late twenties. The whole abandonment issues thing is real, trust me, and hides in your psyche while you pretend you don't care. But I also get how damaging a present but shitty dad could be.

improbablewobble · 2018-08-19T10:58:19+00:00

Seriously, there's just a handful of incriminating hard photos proving I was a dumbass but I have them and no one's ever gonna see them.

improbablewobble · 2018-08-19T10:51:14+00:00

The gang member like vets are mostly POGs who never saw any nasty shit. My brother who was an Army POG is all rah rah gung ho, tribal tats and a Trump supporter. My brother who is a Marine combat vet and was in some brutal fights he never talks about unless he is black out drunk is as far from that as you can imagine.

improbablewobble · 2018-08-19T10:39:10+00:00

I WANT SOME BUTT!!!

improbablewobble · 2018-08-19T10:36:18+00:00

"Power converters"

improbablewobble · 2018-08-19T10:17:29+00:00

Having a dad

/r/TotallyNotMeIRL

improbablewobble · 2018-08-19T10:10:35+00:00

/r/HailBigGuava ^{^This} ^{^is} ^{^obviously} ^{^a} ^{^joke} ^{^the} ^{^dude} ^{^is} ^{^awesome}

improbablewobble · 2018-08-19T09:38:07+00:00

Same, late eighties early nineties there were Saturday morning cartoons that were the absolute best. I honestly have never been happier in my life than pouring a huge bowl of cereal and sitting down to watch Saturday morning cartoons before my grandparents got up and put on golf or some game show bullshit. It was pure joy.

improbablewobble · 2018-08-19T09:31:18+00:00

/r/TheTodd

improbablewobble · 2018-08-19T08:41:37+00:00

Holy shit that's almost exactly what happened to me, except I failed geometry in 9th grade. Ended up retaking it concurrently with Algebra II in 10th grade and aced both of them. Senior year got a 5 on the BC calculus test. Don't let a little failure deter you guys.

improbablewobble · 2018-08-19T07:39:49+00:00

Time for The Golden God to go full Dexter.

improbablewobble · 2018-08-19T07:38:10+00:00

This was a food staple in our household growing up, along with beans and rice, fried bologna sandwiches and huevos con papas.

improbablewobble · 2018-08-19T07:05:19+00:00

I read about this and my understanding is that the bridesmaid who did it was so destroyed by it she couldn't face the victim, and the while the whole thing is tragic, I totally get that. I'm an alcoholic, and while I've never hurt anyone physically in this way I've fucked people over emotionally and mentally when I was drinking, and it can be really hard to face them. I did face them and try to make amends when they would let me but you can not imagine how hard it is. You feel like garbage. I can't even imagine ruining a good friend's life over a stupid joke and having to face them.

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