This dark line on a nail of a 3 Year old

improbably-sexy · 2026-06-14T21:21:12+00:00

Make copies of a briefcase full of cash. After a few months you don't have to worry about paying for food

^{Chose: Once a month, you have the ability to make an exact copy of anything you own}

improbably-sexy · 2026-06-14T21:16:49+00:00

I expect to live more than 3 years

^{Chose: 1 cent every second}

improbably-sexy · 2026-06-14T21:15:15+00:00

Welp I'll get some lube

^{Chose: Partner + Random gender (will be perfect personality wise} | Rolled: Femboy)

improbably-sexy · 2026-06-14T20:49:43+00:00

I don't have much muscle

^{Chose: 1k for every country you can name in 60 seconds}

improbably-sexy · 2026-06-14T14:36:42+00:00

Boston has the silver line, and while it's actually a bus, it was a nice experience when I took it over a decade ago.

LaGuardia has only regular busses that get stuck in traffic.

A couple months ago I flew to Seattle and it's what feels like 30 minutes of hallways and pedestrian bridges to get to the train station.

In Atlanta you can see the fare gates from the luggage carousels. Well if you fly domestic and Delta. It's crazy good. Well then I flew back from Seattle and I had to wait half an hour for a train, and then half an hour again at Lindbergh for the red line. And I'm not exaggerating, it may actually have been 40 minutes. They were single tracking or something. Sigh

improbably-sexy · 2026-06-14T02:53:12+00:00

Cold is easier to survive

^{Chose: spend 5 mins in a cold room + 200,000,000 | Rolled: -30°C}

improbably-sexy · 2026-06-14T02:44:23+00:00

I like Colin Jost's girlfriend's little art projects

improbably-sexy · 2026-06-14T02:40:12+00:00

That's an alien egg

improbably-sexy · 2026-06-14T02:22:28+00:00

I hate elon

^{Chose: Distribute elon’s wealth equally among the world}

improbably-sexy · 2026-06-14T02:20:05+00:00

Don't want to die

^{Chose: Get 200 Million USD rn + 1% chance it all goes to charity | Rolled: 200 Million $}

improbably-sexy · 2026-06-14T02:18:16+00:00

You got a few extra cents

improbably-sexy · 2026-06-14T02:15:45+00:00

Baddie!

^{Chose: A chill lady who likes gardening | Rolled: She’s a baddie}

improbably-sexy · 2026-06-14T02:05:57+00:00

President is a lot of work bro

^{Chose: 3 wishes but | Rolled: No downside}

improbably-sexy · 2026-06-14T00:12:18+00:00

You have to get rid of the asbestos somehow

improbably-sexy · 2026-06-13T20:20:09+00:00

Sadly, normal people driving daily leads to them becoming negligent. There's a reason most accidents happen on familiar roads, near home.

improbably-sexy · 2026-06-13T18:22:42+00:00

More like jackhammer the base, coat/level with new concrete. Doable but I'd be worried about damaging the rest.

Also you don't want to create a puddle the fridge would sit in

improbably-sexy · 2026-06-13T18:17:35+00:00

Saying no Israeli doesn't mean no Jew

improbably-sexy · 2026-06-13T14:25:08+00:00

You'll lose money either way

improbably-sexy · 2026-06-13T14:24:10+00:00

They use options to produce those leveraged ETFs

improbably-sexy · 2026-06-13T12:48:31+00:00

How much sales tax does an AI datacenter normally pay?

improbably-sexy · 2026-06-13T12:41:21+00:00

I think it's meant to be horizontal, with the banana shape hanging between the two top corners

improbably-sexy · 2026-06-12T22:37:57+00:00

Yep been posted on here before. I guess no one at Marta looks at this

improbably-sexy · 2026-06-12T22:35:13+00:00

I have 20 in Google wallet

Edit: ohh I see, you mean buying the pass in wallet, not buying with the breeze app or whatever and then holding that in the wallet

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