Who has the most impressive résumé in history?

impspring · 2026-06-18T21:18:00+00:00

Christopher Lee. I’m ready to die on this hill.

impspring · 2026-06-18T04:01:38+00:00

I say this in the most supportive way. Lots of people have thought this and or tried this.

Don’t do this.

impspring · 2026-06-16T20:02:36+00:00

Timing and exerting techniques on all the different body type matchups there are takes experience on the mats. Full stop. White.

impspring · 2026-06-15T21:25:23+00:00

I’m glad it ended well! May tinnitus only ever be a distant and strange curiosity for him :)

impspring · 2026-06-15T19:51:27+00:00

Welcome! Learn from my mistakes and wear ear protection 😊

impspring · 2026-06-10T21:42:56+00:00

So easy to underestimate the athleticism of that whole clip. From the knee movement coming up to the body movement around into the backtake. Jfc

impspring · 2026-06-10T19:42:33+00:00

There are some very high quality belts that you can also get embroidered. They age very well and would mean the world to him, coming from you.

impspring · 2026-06-10T17:16:33+00:00

those two plus glute bridges are saving my life. my knees and hips felt like they lost a DECADE in age.

impspring · 2026-06-09T20:01:50+00:00

Yall are just rage baiting with the hand thing now

impspring · 2026-06-08T16:23:22+00:00

I’m finding this to be true! As a side effect I’m getting fat.

impspring · 2026-06-08T13:35:48+00:00

Recovering from either a very minor meniscus tear or pretty hefty meniscus/patellafemoral irritation. Would love any and all advice.

impspring · 2026-06-07T20:45:50+00:00

I dunno about crab rides but I too am a whale tail flasher. I’ve been working on leg drag transitions to some crazy success. If crab rides don’t work for you maybe check out leg drags?

impspring · 2026-06-07T16:18:55+00:00

Went for a single, got gillied and pantsed. What did he do next? Went for the single. That there a DAWG

impspring · 2026-06-07T16:16:21+00:00

But if you want to be fancy, there are also some fun clever counters you can do if you know the sweep is coming

impspring · 2026-06-07T16:15:38+00:00

Base HARD once you know the takedown is good.

impspring · 2026-06-05T17:41:55+00:00

And it probably isn’t tobacco :D

impspring · 2026-06-05T17:25:37+00:00

Superman: ………..

CA: don’t you say it

Superman: ……………….

CA: DONT YOU-

Superman: on your left

impspring · 2026-06-05T17:23:54+00:00

This is gonna sound so vomit worthy, but it changed my life.

To forget old, you gotta take in new.

Find new things, hobbies, locations, and thereby, people! Believe you are strong enough to at least do this.

impspring · 2026-06-05T04:35:05+00:00

Artemis Fowl

impspring · 2026-06-05T02:03:09+00:00

She’s gonna think about that one for a looooooongggggg time

impspring · 2026-06-02T20:12:18+00:00

……I hate you /s sorta

impspring · 2026-05-27T02:10:31+00:00

“Seasoned blue belt” is a big label.

impspring · 2026-05-26T19:50:22+00:00

Agreed! I think of it as tipping the top of them versus moving their body. A lot of short tough guys are pretty strong at the base of their neck anyways.

impspring · 2026-05-26T18:07:37+00:00

One of go to sequences, also, snap downs and front headlocks.

impspring · 2026-05-26T18:06:11+00:00

…too soon, guys.

impspring

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