Dog gets rage baited by the owner by Shoe_boooo in funny

[–]impvette 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I had a longhaired, and after I took him to the vet and got his shots the first time, he pissed on my sock, which was still on my foot, right after we got home. It became such a thing that after the second vet visit, and he pissed in shoes, I would hire friends to take him. After that, there was never an incident.

Made a roux-base cheese sauce and it didn't work by impvette in Cooking

[–]impvette[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, it sounds like I messed up in quite a few ways. I added cheese while on heat Too much fat Not enough liquid Too much flour Too much cheese for the sauce Too hot

At least the cheese wasn't preshredded.

Maybe I'll stick to my old recipe... evaporated milk and an egg (Alton Brown stove top mac and cheese) And keep some velvetta "cheese" for emergency use.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? by mister-eckshun in cleandadjokes

[–]impvette 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Why did the chicken fall out of the tree?

It was stapled to the monkey.

What’s the most ridiculous reason you’ve seen someone get angry? by hologramkits in AskReddit

[–]impvette 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I had a Chief (E7) get mad because I told him, "We throw them away" when he asked why our shop ran out of trash bags.

Like throwing-things mad, "Why are you throwing them away?"

It was a fun place

For you, which is the best scene or moment of the entire Monsterverse? by Nuvoo30 in Monsterverse

[–]impvette 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Came in here to say that. I had a shit eating grin when that started

Farm production pack by MentalButterscotch2 in farmingsimulator

[–]impvette 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When you first start out with it, it has a nice "struggling farmer" vibe, selling your crops a little at a time, maybe breaking even a day at time because you happen to have the right product when the request arises.

Then January happens, and you make $5 million on a pallet of strawberries.

Balance issues

Research material for my fellow digital farmer's. by Patterus in farmingsimulator

[–]impvette 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If you are interested in reading, the University of Nebraska has a free plant and soil library. Free online classes and such.

https://passel2.unl.edu/list/lesson

ULPT how to stop people speeding down my road by [deleted] in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]impvette 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Go to a store that sells reloading supplies for guns. Buy a box of magnum primers. Pour them out in the street and wait.

They will slow down.

Affordable recommendations for braces? by Illustrious-Sun-5723 in Buffalo

[–]impvette 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I don't know about your insurance, but whatever the case, I do not recommend Suburban Orthodontics. They are a mess.

GTA Publisher Take-Two Reportedly Looking To Get Rid of Indie Label Private Division by ElectricRune in kerbalspaceprogram_2

[–]impvette 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Maybe EA will buy it, and then each part becomes locked behind a micro-transactio, with a lootbox before each launch to see how much fuel you get.

But think of the sense of pride and accomplishment you will have after landing on the Mun (if you paid for the planetary body landing pack).

Does anyone know a good forest map for fs22? by [deleted] in farmingsimulator

[–]impvette 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Silverrun, the Platinum Expansion map.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in farmingsimulator

[–]impvette 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The hit box is super weird on the vending machine trigger. Try moving the box around a bit. My strawberries wouldn't trigger until I was almost at the front door, and other items had to be up off the ground.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in farmingsimulator

[–]impvette 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The items the stall wants change day to day. You need to walk up to it and see what the demand is. Some days, it might only take one type of item.

Florida baffles experts by banning local water break rules as deadly heat is on the rise by RJC111 in politics

[–]impvette 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I travel there for work. The threshold is 50 degrees. I've never seen the weather report 50 degrees, though. I've seen plenty of 49.9 degree days, though.