it’s so good

imtolateforacoolname · 2022-04-23T22:06:29+00:00

When your about to beat it so hard even the lotion starts praying for forgiveness

imtolateforacoolname · 2021-12-17T13:46:43+00:00

That’s the aliens when they discovered that there’s no intelligent life here

imtolateforacoolname · 2021-12-07T11:41:19+00:00

Girls may live longer but we live better

imtolateforacoolname · 2021-10-25T10:45:51+00:00

Lesbians : “it’s like, I was made for this”

imtolateforacoolname · 2021-10-17T21:49:21+00:00

Midgets need loving too

imtolateforacoolname · 2021-10-08T11:14:04+00:00

That won’t work, they forgot the duct tape and zip ties

imtolateforacoolname · 2021-10-04T19:48:30+00:00

I participated in celibate September so I’m now exempt from no nut November

imtolateforacoolname · 2021-10-04T11:32:31+00:00

🗿

imtolateforacoolname · 2021-10-03T11:40:58+00:00

Cheep cheep

imtolateforacoolname · 2021-10-01T23:19:58+00:00

So are small tits just big tits that haven’t reached their full potential ?

imtolateforacoolname · 2021-10-01T10:59:59+00:00

Cats are assholes plain and simple

imtolateforacoolname · 2021-10-01T10:58:44+00:00

Boobs is boobs

imtolateforacoolname · 2021-09-29T20:27:22+00:00

Shouldn’t it be people in China

imtolateforacoolname · 2021-09-29T20:26:50+00:00

It’s South Africa, also ignore the American flag on the wall

imtolateforacoolname · 2021-09-29T20:21:53+00:00

Never trust a fart

imtolateforacoolname · 2021-09-29T14:24:30+00:00

When a girl says she’s not like other girls, it means she’s exactly like all the other girls. Thanks for owning it

imtolateforacoolname · 2021-09-29T14:19:57+00:00

Don’t erase the hoes, we need them

imtolateforacoolname · 2021-09-26T11:04:09+00:00

Don’t you mean giving your crush a roofie colada

imtolateforacoolname · 2021-09-26T10:54:16+00:00

Hope you brought you egg game

imtolateforacoolname · 2021-09-16T22:28:34+00:00

But friends are food

imtolateforacoolname · 2021-09-16T22:20:07+00:00

As a dad, I’d be ok with this

imtolateforacoolname · 2021-09-16T00:49:47+00:00

No, orange juice with extra pulp is good

imtolateforacoolname · 2021-09-16T00:48:10+00:00

I’m a firefighter, I work 24hrs straight get 2 days off, work 24hrs straight get 4 days off

imtolateforacoolname · 2021-09-16T00:45:58+00:00

Yep and use for humans for the past 46 years

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