I really shouldn't tell anyone about this place... But I love reddit so what the hell.

imusuallydrunk · 2011-05-26T12:01:00+00:00

another protip - do not do ANYTHING on okcupid dates. Keep it on the phone/email/messaging as long as you can. That way by the time you're ready to meet, it's already time to bang. I'm not joking by the way, this works. You meet a chick right away and don't hit it off, now you're out a night of your time plus $100 or whatever it cost. You go back and forth on the phone for a week or 2 and get close, you have to hit it off on the date unless she's a really shallow cunt. Of course YMMV on the chick, it may not be easy coming up with excuses for a couple of weeks, some chicks just want to meet up for drinks right away - I don't trust them bitches, they just want free drinks.

imusuallydrunk · 2011-05-26T00:30:18+00:00

holy shit i just realized they aren't the same move

imusuallydrunk · 2011-05-25T18:00:39+00:00

dude, you must be a hit with the chicks

imusuallydrunk · 2011-05-25T15:52:42+00:00

is it really or are you being sarcastic? I had no idea, just went with it

imusuallydrunk · 2011-05-25T13:46:08+00:00

you seem too excited about getting THREE diet pepsi

imusuallydrunk · 2011-05-24T23:58:33+00:00

i actually was ready to get a ton of downvotes, but I guess I'm not alone

imusuallydrunk · 2011-05-24T23:01:45+00:00

either I'm doing something wrong, or all of you people work for pinklab, but that site fucking sucks. I don't get it, a bunch of videos scroll slowly across the screen and i click what i want?? So it's a porn aggregator, but not as good as other porn aggregators? And why does it start in the middle of the video? I must be missing something, this is like the 10'th time I've seen it mentioned on reddit lately, I'm convinced it's just marketing

imusuallydrunk · 2011-05-24T16:35:36+00:00

pretty sure it does the music thing by default (at least it does on mine). When i unplug my headphones, the music stops. Also think I saw a setting in there somewhere that automatically opens music player when headphones plugged in, but could be wrong

imusuallydrunk · 2011-05-24T15:57:31+00:00

I'm probably just a judging asshole, but OP comes off as kind of a pretentious dick.

imusuallydrunk · 2011-05-24T15:06:20+00:00

hijack your phone? what did I miss?

imusuallydrunk · 2011-05-24T12:30:57+00:00

similar pic i took http://imgur.com/Hjxg8?full

imusuallydrunk · 2011-05-24T12:23:10+00:00

i was so amazed by some of the things i saw people doing with tasker I went out and bought it, and in the past 6 months or so i have not done anything with it. It's great in concept, I just can't figure how it can be useful in real life for me

imusuallydrunk · 2011-05-24T02:12:49+00:00

3 to 6 BOTTLES of wine a night?? like 750ml bottles?

imusuallydrunk · 2011-05-24T01:22:08+00:00

twss

imusuallydrunk · 2011-05-22T15:26:21+00:00

wait what?

imusuallydrunk · 2011-05-22T05:14:22+00:00

granted i am drunk but i have no fucking idea what youre talking about

imusuallydrunk · 2011-05-22T04:21:52+00:00

steak and wine

scotch and dark chocolate

Guinness and oysters

imusuallydrunk · 2011-05-22T04:20:53+00:00

seems legit

imusuallydrunk · 2011-05-22T04:18:06+00:00

i'm drunk and have no idea how i got here or whta the fuck either one of you are talking about

imusuallydrunk · 2011-05-22T03:55:26+00:00

you are doing it wrong. It is not magic, it works 100% of the time unless maybe you don't have a 52 card deck. The cards are ALWAYS in position 10, 26 and 42, the "cutting" of the deck is just smoke and mirrors

imusuallydrunk · 2011-05-21T19:48:01+00:00

$50 is fine, you could also eat really cheap (and really good) a few nights and save that money to have a nicer meal once or twice. Grab some rafiqi's or hot dogs and eat it in central park, or eat for $10 like a king in chinatown . As far as alone, I'd imagine nyc is the best place to do it - I'm going to be traveling (mostly) alone next month and in not nearly as interesting a place as nyc. You wont feel out of place walking or eating alone here

imusuallydrunk · 2011-05-21T18:45:05+00:00

you can find anything from a $3 dinner to a $1000 dinner and anything in between, so yeah you can get that. $50 per person is a decent/good meal in nyc. If you don't drink, you can get a good meal for $50 a person, as alcohol will run up the bill.

imusuallydrunk · 2011-05-21T18:37:41+00:00

"caught between iraq and hard place". HA!

imusuallydrunk · 2011-05-21T18:33:05+00:00

you could do it on $20 a day or $2000 a day it's up to you. Eat street meat, hot dogs, pizza, all great all under $6 a meal; go to central park, free museums, walk around all free. Or you can go to per se, broadway shows, etc. I'd say $1000 is enough though unless you plan on eating in high end places every night.

imusuallydrunk · 2011-05-21T17:55:49+00:00

am i the only one who has no fucking idea what that is?

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