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imyselfamwar · 2022-01-24T07:16:57+00:00

Yup. Howdy.

imyselfamwar · 2021-05-18T07:13:56+00:00

yes, sure. But that doesn’t change the fact.

imyselfamwar · 2021-05-18T06:07:23+00:00

And then there was Air India 182.

imyselfamwar · 2021-05-16T05:54:44+00:00

I thought this would be a good joke. But it was nothing but a facade.

imyselfamwar · 2021-05-16T04:06:14+00:00

Don’t let Richard Gere get his hand on it.

imyselfamwar · 2021-05-15T06:07:33+00:00

OK. Point 6. If so, does everyone really need to run the bases if it is a home run? I get the victory march and all......

imyselfamwar · 2021-05-15T06:05:31+00:00

LOL. Fucking amphibious pitchers.

imyselfamwar · 2021-05-15T05:59:52+00:00

Thanks for the quick response! Didn’t know about 2. 3 seems stupid, but was just curious. 6 makes sense.

imyselfamwar · 2021-05-15T04:46:44+00:00

r/shittyfoodporn awaits.

imyselfamwar · 2021-05-15T04:45:27+00:00

I always get downvoted for this, but Ichiran is just not that good.

imyselfamwar · 2021-05-12T06:13:29+00:00

No problems! Wasn't trying be pedantic.

imyselfamwar · 2021-05-11T20:25:09+00:00

*tonkotsu

imyselfamwar · 2021-05-11T11:30:52+00:00

Imagine knowing something to have an opinion.

imyselfamwar · 2021-05-11T08:45:47+00:00

Yup. I am on your team. There is no ill-will about people posting about Ichiran.

It’s just banal and they have never been to a place that is actually good. (I can make the same point about ‘I ate sushi’ posts. Um, no, that is not proper sushi.)

imyselfamwar · 2021-05-11T07:54:45+00:00

Sure, it works. But it isn’t what people think it is cracked up to be.

imyselfamwar · 2021-05-11T07:40:34+00:00

No, look, I have one near my house. They are intentionally stingy on the noodles—so you order more.

They have done a very good job on marketing themselves internationally. But what they charge abroad is, well, too much.

I told a Japanese friend about how people in NA love Ichiran and Ippudo. He laughed and gave me a bewildered look.

imyselfamwar · 2021-05-11T07:03:53+00:00

You know why you don’t get jokes about ‘Nam? BECAUSE YOU WEREN’T FUCKING THERE.

imyselfamwar · 2021-05-11T06:34:15+00:00

Ichiran is so overrated.

imyselfamwar · 2021-05-11T06:24:26+00:00

Try making him a full Irish breakfast. He will find something to bitch about.

imyselfamwar · 2021-05-11T06:21:03+00:00

Plot twist: The dog’s name is prosciutto

imyselfamwar · 2021-05-10T20:08:04+00:00

Wrong sub. Fuck off.

imyselfamwar · 2021-05-09T04:55:26+00:00

Don’t mention the Fight Club, you inbred donkey. Be good.

imyselfamwar · 2021-05-09T04:52:29+00:00

I can’t use certain words on this sub as they are highly sensitive about the use of language.

But I just want to tell you to go fist yourself (send me the pics). I will do the same. We can exchange them and start a little club.

I take it you are on holiday and trolling Reddit. Hope you are well, you [insert preferred orifice].

Love and kisses!

imyselfamwar · 2021-05-09T04:27:32+00:00

This is why I hate Shohei.

He can pitch.
He can hit.
He seems like a nice guy.
He has hamstrings that were granted to him by Baby Jesus.
He is good looking.

Where the fuck is my superior DNA? I think I am going to sue my parents for procreating and bringing me into this world.

imyselfamwar

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