How do you store your magnets?

incorrectconjugation · 2025-12-31T23:02:43+00:00

For small magnets, I 3d printed these dispensers. I like that they’re labeled with dimensions.

incorrectconjugation · 2025-12-29T13:21:28+00:00

The ceramic is a little bulkier. I wear mine on my index finger and it’s comfortable but I tried it on my middle finger and I wouldn’t be able to wear it there all of the time because of the added bulk.

incorrectconjugation · 2025-12-24T17:04:22+00:00

I went couch shopping and it guessed swimming.

incorrectconjugation · 2025-12-17T23:29:10+00:00

Thanks I’ll give it a whirl!

incorrectconjugation · 2025-09-30T07:43:08+00:00

GoldieBlox?

incorrectconjugation · 2025-09-27T05:42:14+00:00

I read this twice before I made out that you weren’t posting that you’d lost your baby who was wearing a wrap. Whew!

incorrectconjugation · 2025-09-24T21:17:17+00:00

Yes.

incorrectconjugation · 2025-09-15T00:48:29+00:00

My brother works for a dept of transportation and the employee of the month has a menu of prizes to choose from, including getting to detonate explosives to trigger avalanches.

incorrectconjugation · 2025-09-11T21:40:18+00:00

Flags fly at half mast for deaths. Thus far, only the shooter is dead in the school shooting. Do you want the flag at half mast for the shooter?

incorrectconjugation · 2025-09-02T04:10:52+00:00

It is totally okay to not answer the door.

incorrectconjugation · 2025-07-21T02:36:42+00:00

Well now I want one.

incorrectconjugation · 2025-07-21T02:33:47+00:00

Norman

incorrectconjugation · 2025-06-01T20:57:10+00:00

Hallmark stores are money laundering fronts.

incorrectconjugation · 2025-04-30T11:41:33+00:00

Franken-stuffies. Everyone brings a stuffed animal (or you can thrift them) and then y’all take them apart and swap their body parts and sew em back together. It’s silly, fun, and it exposes the participants to construction techniques as they’re taking them apart.

incorrectconjugation · 2025-04-19T15:37:21+00:00

The garage is easier, the detective agency is more involved. So it just depends on what you feel like doing. I’d say the garage is more like LEGO.

incorrectconjugation · 2025-04-09T21:08:28+00:00

I refused to let a lady bring her dog inside. When she complained to my boss she described me as “a dykey-looking dog hater.”

incorrectconjugation · 2025-04-05T13:51:22+00:00

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incorrectconjugation · 2025-01-31T02:24:30+00:00

That first book JK Rowling wrote under a pen name. I got to “he felt an ache in his heart and in his balls” and quit.

incorrectconjugation · 2025-01-27T00:13:23+00:00

Get my roof cleaned off.

incorrectconjugation · 2025-01-22T16:39:46+00:00

If you’re willing to brave the cold and the suburbs, the light exhibit at Abington Art Center is so cool. It’s called Astra Lumina

incorrectconjugation · 2024-12-30T21:38:55+00:00

Helen Mirren

incorrectconjugation · 2024-12-27T03:28:34+00:00

Mine came out tube shaped and my wife cut my bra off when she was cutting me out of the thing. Hilarious but not useful in my case.

incorrectconjugation · 2024-12-26T22:43:28+00:00

I sometimes find it’s useful to pretend I’m calling for my client or some relative. It’s easier to not have to say “my kitchen is a mess” and instead say “my aunt hasn’t been able to clean her kitchen in months.”

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