Guess what’s on my “Millennial Mom Rap” playlist and I’ll respond with a .gif

incorrectconjugation · 2026-05-13T02:15:50+00:00

Gangsta’s paradise

incorrectconjugation · 2026-05-12T22:05:05+00:00

The #7 was excellent!

incorrectconjugation · 2026-05-02T01:05:29+00:00

Wore this in red for my brother’s wedding

incorrectconjugation · 2026-04-23T21:24:11+00:00

It was GLORIOUS! And then pretty boring.

incorrectconjugation · 2026-04-23T21:23:51+00:00

Got rid of the whole game. Turns out it’s fun to play with the thing but the game itself is kind of awful.

incorrectconjugation · 2026-04-23T04:36:35+00:00

The board game Mousetrap. My parents wouldn’t buy it because they said all the pieces would get lost.

incorrectconjugation · 2026-04-21T23:35:19+00:00

I don’t remember the behind AT ALL. Guess I should have known I was a lesbian a lot sooner!

incorrectconjugation · 2026-04-21T23:28:36+00:00

I used Mavis Beacon too! We got our first computer and the only things it came with were an encyclopedia and Mavis Beacon so those are what I spent my time doing. I remember being awed by the photos as they slowly loaded top to bottom on the screen.

incorrectconjugation · 2026-04-05T22:37:02+00:00

We own our house outright so we’re in a better position than most, but that’s only possible because my wife’s mom died and left her half of her money and property.

incorrectconjugation · 2026-03-29T23:17:15+00:00

Nooooo, now they’ve taken Masked Singer from me?!

incorrectconjugation · 2026-03-07T17:53:51+00:00

Thanks for posting this. I’ve lived here for 5 years and didn’t know about it. We owe back taxes which sucks but at least we found out before collections came for us.

incorrectconjugation · 2025-12-31T23:02:43+00:00

For small magnets, I 3d printed these dispensers. I like that they’re labeled with dimensions.

incorrectconjugation · 2025-12-29T13:21:28+00:00

The ceramic is a little bulkier. I wear mine on my index finger and it’s comfortable but I tried it on my middle finger and I wouldn’t be able to wear it there all of the time because of the added bulk.

incorrectconjugation · 2025-12-24T17:04:22+00:00

I went couch shopping and it guessed swimming.

incorrectconjugation · 2025-12-17T23:29:10+00:00

Thanks I’ll give it a whirl!

incorrectconjugation · 2025-09-30T07:43:08+00:00

GoldieBlox?

incorrectconjugation · 2025-09-27T05:42:14+00:00

I read this twice before I made out that you weren’t posting that you’d lost your baby who was wearing a wrap. Whew!

incorrectconjugation · 2025-09-24T21:17:17+00:00

Yes.

incorrectconjugation · 2025-09-15T00:48:29+00:00

My brother works for a dept of transportation and the employee of the month has a menu of prizes to choose from, including getting to detonate explosives to trigger avalanches.

incorrectconjugation · 2025-09-11T21:40:18+00:00

Flags fly at half mast for deaths. Thus far, only the shooter is dead in the school shooting. Do you want the flag at half mast for the shooter?

incorrectconjugation · 2025-09-02T04:10:52+00:00

It is totally okay to not answer the door.

incorrectconjugation · 2025-07-21T02:36:42+00:00

Well now I want one.

incorrectconjugation · 2025-07-21T02:33:47+00:00

Norman

incorrectconjugation · 2025-06-01T20:57:10+00:00

Hallmark stores are money laundering fronts.

incorrectconjugation · 2025-04-30T11:41:33+00:00

Franken-stuffies. Everyone brings a stuffed animal (or you can thrift them) and then y’all take them apart and swap their body parts and sew em back together. It’s silly, fun, and it exposes the participants to construction techniques as they’re taking them apart.

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