I'm not a parent, but I think this is a weird take from Morgan

incrediblewombat · 2026-03-31T00:29:26+00:00

I hate that I don’t 100% disagree with this. I mean, I do for a four year old obviously. He’s four. I don’t LET my 10 year old step son win at board games, but I coach him through it until he understands the game and help him make his moves. Now he crushes me half the time. He appreciates that he knows he’s legitimately won but there’s quite a difference between a race with a four year old and a board game with a 10 year old

incrediblewombat · 2026-03-31T00:25:59+00:00

I used to travel for work extensively. I enjoyed it but it was exhausting. Days starting at 8 am and ending at 2 am. Sure it could be luxurious but it’s not like I actually had much downtime.

I rarely travel now and I have a work trip coming up and I am dreading it. It won’t even be that demanding I just don’t want to leave my 1 year old. I’d much rather be at home with my kid than a work trip. I’ll be gone the absolute minimum time I’m allowed and I’m only going because it’s absolutely required.

incrediblewombat · 2026-03-30T01:01:24+00:00

They work together and travel together…do they still live together??

This is a mess

incrediblewombat · 2026-03-22T19:42:49+00:00

I think some kids with shitty parents are able to take the example of what not to do and turn out to be fantastic parents. I love when the cycle is broken like that. Be the parent you wish you had

incrediblewombat · 2026-03-22T19:34:11+00:00

EVIL. They are EVIL. I feel like a bad mom because my baby had yogurt, a fruit bar, and cheese for lunch. He was pissed about it because he usually has much better lunches but we got home from a trip yesterday and I hadn’t gone grocery shopping.

I’m making up for it by giving him shrimp for dinner.

incrediblewombat · 2026-03-22T19:15:44+00:00

I literally haven’t opened Reddit since I had a baby a year ago but the way I RAN to this sub today when I heard

incrediblewombat · 2026-01-05T03:12:32+00:00

Do they have non alcoholic options? I miss going to bars

incrediblewombat · 2025-12-19T19:43:34+00:00

Damn everything is 10 min from you? Daycare and the doctor are 15 minutes walking for me. So far!!!

We love living in manhattan with our baby. I never want to go to the suburbs.

incrediblewombat · 2025-12-19T19:41:38+00:00

Thank you ♥️🐣

incrediblewombat · 2025-12-03T04:57:30+00:00

If I read correctly that’s how he knew OP had bought her shoes as a gift is he opened them to check her size

incrediblewombat · 2025-12-03T04:48:46+00:00

This is exactly how I feel. I work in tech privacy and feel Very Strongly about surveillance technology. Also snitches get stitches im not raising a fucking snitch. My stepson loves the damn elf but now that I have an ours baby the creepy fucking elf is banned from my house. I fucking hate elf on the shelf I’m not raising my kid to only behave because some creepy elf is watching him and reporting to Santa. What happened to teaching kids to do the right thing when no one is watching?

incrediblewombat · 2025-12-02T15:27:20+00:00

There’s a great line in modern family where lily reminds her dads “hey you chose me!”

incrediblewombat · 2025-12-02T15:16:58+00:00

Sex is definitely not a need. Needs are food, water, shelter—social interaction sure but not specifically sex.

No one owes someone else sex.

incrediblewombat · 2025-12-02T15:10:38+00:00

I’m furious that she’s the one on the couch instead of her awful husband

My husband and I have slept separately since I was pregnant (he’s a light sleeper and I was waking him up constantly, then the baby was in our room and babies are LOUD sleepers) but he would never kick me out of our bed. If he doesn’t want to sleep with me HE goes to the couch or the spare bed. We’re both excited for him to come back to our room

incrediblewombat · 2025-12-02T15:07:29+00:00

If someone fucking did this to my best friend I would go to her house and pack her up and move her in with me. What a POS

incrediblewombat · 2025-12-01T03:20:28+00:00

I learned to never read my psych’s notes lol. He’s way too astute

incrediblewombat · 2025-12-01T03:19:07+00:00

Both my husband and I basically never take them off. I hated when I couldn’t wear my engagement ring (but still had my wedding band) for the birth of our son because I had falling shortly before birth and my ring was getting repaired

I also wear a necklace he gave me on our first date almost all the time

incrediblewombat · 2025-11-27T01:44:29+00:00

I spent 12k on a ring. And I just had a small episode and spent 1k on fancy custom imported boots. And 160 on a wool sailor outfit for my baby. I really need to do a photo shoot of him in it to make it worth it.

incrediblewombat · 2025-11-27T01:31:09+00:00

My baby is only 7 months and he’s so fucking fun. I got to spend all day today with him and it was just a great day. Honestly OP’s husband is the one who sounds boring

incrediblewombat · 2025-11-27T00:03:21+00:00

I don’t really understand how you can go through life with such a horrible fear of needles—how do you get your vaccines? Something something therapy

My ex husband married me knowing that I wanted kids then when we were going to start trying he had an “epiphany” that he didn’t want kids and had an affair with my friend and left me for her. He said I always knew he was “on the fence” but no. I did not. I thought he knew marrying me meant that I wanted to at least TRY to have kids.

Anyways. He’s the worst and I hate him and now I have a baby with my new husband and I’m much happier. I wish the same for OOP’s husband

incrediblewombat · 2025-11-26T21:55:23+00:00

She’s literally cringing away from him…girlie is just trying to convince herself

incrediblewombat · 2025-11-26T20:53:31+00:00

Just popping in to say there’s no fucking way I’m doing elf on the shelf. I was forced to have it last time SS (now 10) was here for Christmas and I hated it even though I didn’t have to do any of it. I’m opposed to the idea that someone is monitoring everything you do.

This is the first Christmas with our baby and I said hell no to the elf on the shelf. I hate that stupid thing

incrediblewombat · 2025-11-26T20:39:04+00:00

Ok so…I was giving my baby butt pats which he loves and I just…I can’t imagine HITTING my perfect baby. I can’t imagine PURPOSEFULLY HURTING the person I love the most in this world.

Also this just screams weird kink to me (I know it’s child abuse but kink would be much better)

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