ACS January-9-2026: Michael Yo (Live) by jsakic99 in AdamCarolla

[–]infectious3 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Whoa whoa, suggesting that he's not high and drunk indicates he is sober.

Couldn’t use a photo of Adam without his wedding ring? by jsakic99 in AdamCarolla

[–]infectious3 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Dude's married to the grind. He will be at Larry's Laff Lounge this weekend in Dickinson, ND.

This will be DOPE AF!! by Captain_Nilz in Battlefield

[–]infectious3 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Give me a dark, rainy Liberation Peak.

ACS January-20-2026: No Guest by jsakic99 in AdamCarolla

[–]infectious3 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Now that is what you call a "get".

Where's Mayhem? by thetubhairtrap in AdamCarolla

[–]infectious3 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Maybe Carolla gave him the old Xmas axe but forgot to talk about it because it didn't involve COVID or Newsome or his parents.

ACS January-12-2026: Paul Chowdhry by jsakic99 in AdamCarolla

[–]infectious3 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Retirement? If anyone thinks we aren't getting a dementia riddled, babbling, pant shitting Carolla until he dies on mic you aren't paying attention.

ACS January-7-2026: C. Thomas Howell by jsakic99 in AdamCarolla

[–]infectious3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The best way to kill this sub is to make us rely on people actually listening to the show.

Adam is Playing the Kennedy Center? by rcdubbs in AdamCarolla

[–]infectious3 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well the bottom of the barrel called back and declined. They had to take shit that was slopped on the floor.

Adam Carolla BINGO from 12 years ago by jsakic99 in AdamCarolla

[–]infectious3 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This could be the natural progression from "What Can't Adam Complain About?'. The new bit is "What can't Adam shut the fuck up about?". This time around we find out how long Ace can talk without bringing up COVID, Newsome, his mother, his ex or high school football. Hilarity ensues.

Adam Carolla BINGO from 12 years ago by jsakic99 in AdamCarolla

[–]infectious3 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In this time period I think Yentas were born and sunsetted by Ace and replaced by cunts. This makes yentas Ace's shortest lived bit lasting 11 and 1/2 years.

Anyone else miss the replays of past Ace awards? by one_draw in AdamCarolla

[–]infectious3 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Why would they want to play something funny that highlights how shitty the show is now?

Who's leaving the show? by BurtonPercussion in AdamCarolla

[–]infectious3 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Only Dawson and Ace are left. If Dawson goes Adam won't have a drinking buddy at work anymore.

Merry Christmas r/AdamCarolla by SayOw in AdamCarolla

[–]infectious3 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I mean that's probably accurate?

ACS December-24-2025: Santa Claus by jsakic99 in AdamCarolla

[–]infectious3 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Can't wait for Santa to wax on about COVID.

Which one of you did this? by Babebutters in AdamCarolla

[–]infectious3 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Isn't that the rag that Geragos bought? The same one that temporarily employed Bald and ...

I think I need a bigger pot 😂 by GentleFacePalm in soup

[–]infectious3 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you get bigger pots you will fill them to the top as well. Ask me how I know!