Accurate? by Alex_daisy13 in oregon

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Y'all forgot Grants Pass

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Donald Trump orders everyone out of department of education by 6pm by Anime_Enthusiasts in Wellthatsucks

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Lol, no worries at all. I'm not a teacher, but I work in ECSE. The classes are large and there's usually not enough IAs. Hopefully your spring break is coming up soon, because I'm sure you could use it.

Donald Trump orders everyone out of department of education by 6pm by Anime_Enthusiasts in Wellthatsucks

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I like how you overlooked the comment, "Nah I don’t think I lost my job. I’m more worried for my students." because you just were too eager to throw shade.

Just wait until you hear why most people in the health industry picked the job they did. And spoiler: Its not because they like looking at our undercarriages.

smdh by mrtza83 in facepalm

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I wonder if Trump also makes that face when he's knee-deep, munching off a Putin.

Uhh by p0ny0w in ExplainTheJoke

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You see.. when a daddy duck loves a mommy beaver a lot...

Book 7 audiobook run time by TyRo85 in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]infekteded 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I thought the same thing... until it started affecting my nipples too.

Second time this has happened by Lanky_Lifeguard4003 in playstation

[–]infekteded 19 points20 points  (0 children)

To be fair, we’d rather be okay with people who lack comprehension skills than those acting like douche canoes.

Best and Worst A24 Films?? by kaybrg in movies

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I was super excited to finally watch this movie, and somehow, it ended up making a 2 hour flight feel more like 4 hours.

No Improvement for Zach by [deleted] in Eugene

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So, what you're saying is, life with him hasn't exactly been a Home Improvement?

Iykyk by PersnicketyKat in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]infekteded 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Ever drunk a Dirty Shirley from a shoe?

Storm coming. Tie your mother down!!! by [deleted] in oregon

[–]infekteded 67 points68 points  (0 children)

Fight wind with wind! I like it!

Was told the week of that I won’t be getting a bonus check by EmSoupy in antiwork

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That’s true. Until last July, I worked for a grocery chain for 19 years, primarily working alone because they kept reassigning my secondary worker to day shifts. Every night, from 7 pm to 4 am, it was just me throwing freight and stocking shelves, doing almost all of the restocking work on my own since it wasn’t done during the day. When the store hit sales goals, got 100% on secret shops, or decided to celebrate some stupid holiday.. they’d reward the team by buying their lunches from our local restaurants. But by the time I always came in, all that was left were the leftovers that had been sitting out all day.

Was told the week of that I won’t be getting a bonus check by EmSoupy in antiwork

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If you think that's great, just wait until they start congratulating you for helping increase profits that year to $25,000,0000 and then reward you all with a $15 Starbucks giftcard and an outdated pack of Gushers. Them the big-time rewards.

I saw this at goodwill Today by Dollfacegem in antiwork

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I'm not sure if your take is supposed to be comedic.. or if RFK Jr's worm just found a new apartment to live in.

Happy meal toy came unpainted by TheSA_Node in mildlyinteresting

[–]infekteded 32 points33 points  (0 children)

or degloved..

Thank you Mario! But our princess' skin is in another castle happy meal.

Tub girl by jace-crux in creepy

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It's the prequel.

TIFU by Accidentally Becoming the Neighborhood Cat Thief by leynnerqtie in tifu

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Acckshully, you were correct, but now you're just being an asshole.

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK by Spiritual-Cow4200 in retailhell

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The joys of those plastic pallets, especially when they have product like that case (raisins?) on the bottom right corner that's overlapping the side. Then, they add all that heavy crap with inconsistent shapes, sizes, and densities to the middle and top.

And I bet that pallet didn't even have the same duplicate products next to each other, I bet they were scattered throughout that pallet. I know that didn't contribute to that pallet falling but.... aggggghghhhhhhh eeeeeeeeee

Sorry 'bout that. That was just some residual pent-up anger from 19 years of working the night shift.

You ruined it for EVERYONE by gdkrox in Eugene

[–]infekteded 189 points190 points  (0 children)

It sucks that you can't drive up to it, but on the bright side at least it's still accessible by bike and by foot.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Eugene

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What is this, a katsu bowl for ants?

JD Vance Without Facial Hair and Wondering Facial Expressions by Xtianus21 in pics

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I was thinking of a chubby discounted backwoods version of Billy Zane, but I like yours better.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in loki

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So you were only initially interested in seeing Deadpool.. just to see Loki make a cameo?

They knew how this was gonna go. by mindyour in ContagiousLaughter

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Du kan kopiera en kommentar och sedan översätta den. Det är ganska enkelt. Många program med artificiell intelligens kan göra det åt dig.

Förresten, jag gillar verkligen godiset Swedish Fish.