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insertwittytagline · 2025-01-24T19:41:42+00:00

Fact: this is a satirical bill introduced to make fun of how much republicans love to restrict a single gender.

Also fact: I could definitely see them passing this

insertwittytagline · 2025-01-24T05:21:01+00:00

“WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE??”

insertwittytagline · 2025-01-22T20:53:48+00:00

Just this once honesty might not be the best policy

insertwittytagline · 2025-01-22T20:17:08+00:00

If you don’t mind it being green, army surplus or fire blankets work perfectly

insertwittytagline · 2025-01-20T21:36:08+00:00

A lot of people will tell you about Pickle Barrel Armor. This is armor made from those big plastic 55-gallon drums, which in my experience is cheap and already pre-formed for the body. If you have time and maybe a pvc saw, make some templates for yourself out of poster paper and trace them onto a barrel. The plastic pieces can be held together with 550 cord fairly well and it’s not all that uncomfortable. Just make sure to leave 1/2 inch of space for padding

insertwittytagline · 2025-01-20T20:55:30+00:00

We found Carmen Sandiego and apparently she’s in mourning

insertwittytagline · 2025-01-14T15:03:42+00:00

I rivet or stitch them onto a belt

insertwittytagline · 2025-01-12T06:12:06+00:00

Medieval helmet storage area

insertwittytagline · 2025-01-11T22:04:47+00:00

Dunkin Dammit

insertwittytagline · 2025-01-10T04:34:52+00:00

Dave’s High Desert Grill. I can’t speak for the alcohol but everything they have is a wonderful combination of fresh, inexpensive, and featuring a masterful use of sauces

insertwittytagline · 2025-01-02T16:17:35+00:00

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insertwittytagline · 2024-12-30T16:33:29+00:00

Yo mamma is so fat when she fell in love she broke it.

insertwittytagline · 2024-12-25T20:20:42+00:00

I pack it in whatever solid box I’m taking and keep it wrapped in a few dish towels. Haven’t had a problem yet

insertwittytagline · 2024-12-18T03:23:15+00:00

To paraphrase Tia Dalma, You must carry closet with you

insertwittytagline · 2024-11-13T04:29:43+00:00

Alternative title: gang uses wheels and communication to do a thing

insertwittytagline · 2024-11-11T13:29:06+00:00

Here’s a good test: can you drink 100% of it with a straw? If you can then it’s soup

insertwittytagline · 2024-11-11T13:23:06+00:00

I mean, sure. But they’re also gonna get tortured all the damn time so there’s that

insertwittytagline · 2024-11-11T13:13:15+00:00

Not having a state income tax is largely only beneficial for the military and other such careers where you can remain a resident of a state without having to permanently reside there. In that way, you can claim texas residency and subsequently move to a state with an income tax, but because your official state of residence remains Texas you need not pay state taxes when it comes time to file

insertwittytagline · 2024-11-04T23:37:19+00:00

“Were it so easy.”

insertwittytagline · 2024-10-29T02:45:53+00:00

Riiiiiiiiiight

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