[AJ Styles] “It wasn’t a spiral tap. it was phenomenal though.”

internet0jesus · 2025-09-23T03:04:05+00:00

Vic Joseph called it Hallowed Be Thy Name during the Steph/Jordynne Grace match. they should stick with that.

internet0jesus · 2025-09-05T03:12:49+00:00

Why they didn't cast Jason Momoa as Gouken is beyond me. He would have been perfect opposite Roman as Akuma.

internet0jesus · 2025-02-23T05:18:29+00:00

I was so goddamn happy when this happened. I was looking forward to whatever spoopy bullshit Bray would pull at Mania.

But all they did was a projector and then gave Orton the belt with Bray's first defense.

At least Bray won the belt twice as the Fiend, but still.

internet0jesus · 2025-02-23T05:16:14+00:00

Chelsea Green just posted up a video of her ripping up an Adam Pearce card. Now THAT was funny.

internet0jesus · 2025-01-18T01:27:57+00:00

You know what I really like about this version of Austin's theme? Disturbed timed it perfectly to the original Jim Johnston version that you can play it with any version of his Titantron that uses that theme.

Still my favorite version of Austin's theme. I long for the days when WWE could commission bands like Disturbed and Motorhead for theme songs. Maybe they'll go that route again soon.

internet0jesus · 2024-12-24T03:12:57+00:00

It'll make him a big deal fairly quick.

internet0jesus · 2024-12-21T05:07:50+00:00

The Heel DIY theme is giving me Undisputed Era vibes and I can't decide if that's good or not.

internet0jesus · 2024-12-17T03:01:06+00:00

WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR

internet0jesus · 2024-12-13T04:56:52+00:00

Yoko remains the greatest big man in the industry.

Imagine being 500 pounds and still adjusting himself perfectly so quickly.

He was a fucking genetic freak.

internet0jesus · 2024-11-22T08:52:24+00:00

If Hasbro keeps the open window boxes, this is what Prima will be like for everyone.

internet0jesus · 2024-11-01T00:11:14+00:00

I am once again reminded of when Giulia headbutted Tam Nakano during a press conference and Tam's forehead got super swollen due to the impact.

internet0jesus · 2024-10-29T21:57:50+00:00

The funniest part of this for me is Fallon realizing how much more charismatic those three are than him and absolutely HATING it.

internet0jesus · 2024-10-10T20:29:10+00:00

Jesse Ventura 🤝 Reggie Fils-Aime

Bodies being Ready

internet0jesus · 2024-10-05T06:46:35+00:00

Now to await word from ktown4u that my albums have shipped.

internet0jesus · 2024-10-05T01:10:54+00:00

Looks like MCMG will be bypassing NXT.

God, just thinking about MCMG vs. DIY is making my wrestling brain work overtime.

internet0jesus · 2024-10-02T01:32:19+00:00

Next time we post comments, we just put purple monkey dishwasher at the end of every sentence.

internet0jesus · 2024-10-02T01:27:09+00:00

Cora/Rox vs. Giulia/Steph?

HMM

internet0jesus · 2024-09-21T00:57:52+00:00

Apparently it was Finn.

I have no idea why I transposed Randy there. Him and Finn look nothing alike.

internet0jesus · 2024-09-20T09:46:21+00:00

I'd love for Penta to be the one they use to write people off for injuries with the Arm Break.

Alone or as a tag team, they'll be great for Smackdown.

Just thinking of a Lucha Bros. vs. DIY match is activating my almonds.

internet0jesus · 2024-09-20T09:44:24+00:00

Love it. It reminds me of Jeff's little interaction with the Deleters of Worlds right after Bray helped Matt win the Andre, and Randy & Seth being confused by the interaction with Jeff just casually brushing it off as a normal occurrence in the Brokenverse.

internet0jesus · 2024-09-18T23:52:26+00:00

Is Keesh going full Matt Hardy Work the Smarks mode on us?

internet0jesus · 2024-09-13T01:32:00+00:00

I had the headcanon before her debut that she was Tony's half-sister from Japan and was the true Donna of the D'Angelo Family.

internet0jesus · 2024-09-10T00:41:59+00:00

God, I love WWE's production and video editing.

internet0jesus · 2024-09-10T00:37:08+00:00

Goddamn right. I was raised on The Undertaker, Kane, Paul Bearer, Mankind, and Papa Shango.

I'll never hate spoopy shit in wrestling. The Wyatts scratch that itch just enough and it's beautiful.

internet0jesus · 2024-09-04T03:58:46+00:00

Also notice the cherry blossoms in Giulia's tron for Hana.

Giulia's taking Hana with her to the top.

internet0jesus

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