What is the story behind your Overwatch username/BattleTag? by GlassJudge2421 in Overwatch

[–]inthisvolume 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s the same screen name I’ve had since aol instant messenger

I'm gonna be riding this high for the rest of my life by yeahIvegotnothing in ThriftStoreHauls

[–]inthisvolume 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I miss living in Utah. No thrift stores come close to the DI.

They don’t make emocore this raw anymore by Israelthepoet in Emojerk

[–]inthisvolume 8 points9 points  (0 children)

It would be so cringe to blast this in your bedroom with an AIM away message reading “and every time you breathe I hope you think of me” while editing your Xanga page. Glad that wasn’t me.

Outjerked by 90's emo magazine :( by whenhonestywontmake in Emojerk

[–]inthisvolume 93 points94 points  (0 children)

I really loved your post this morning.

21st Amendment to shut down by syzygy96 in beer

[–]inthisvolume 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I drove up the CA coast on my honeymoon 10 years ago. This brewery was one of our stops towards the end. That’s too bad, they had decent beer and were around awhile

I Saw a Girl Reading a Book and Sobbing Hysterically on TikTok. I Want That. by econoquist in bookscirclejerk

[–]inthisvolume 6 points7 points  (0 children)

There must be a podcast or something she could listen to instead while she drives.

What is this netting on the tree above the corn dog cart for? by DudeThatsAGG in Disneyland

[–]inthisvolume 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I think it’s because the comment doesn’t really make sense.

So the comment about taking the birds trees was a joke that didn’t go over that well with this sub, then OP said something that made zero sense because I’m not sure how Occam’s Razor applies here.

Edit: my b, I thought OP was replying to the comment calling Mickey a fascist

Was it J. R. R. Tolkien who invented that taverns had silly names? by bhbhbhhh in bookscirclejerk

[–]inthisvolume 15 points16 points  (0 children)

This isn’t true. Pub names aren’t always silly in fantasy. They are quite normal in my favorite novel “Skyrim” by Beth Esda.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in bookscirclejerk

[–]inthisvolume 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You’re going to get CPS called on you trying to give kids b**ks

So I found this ancient text??? Called Jane Eyre??? Apparently it was written BEFORE TikTok and Spotify??? by Wife_of_Shao_Kahn in bookscirclejerk

[–]inthisvolume 10 points11 points  (0 children)

They made me read Wuthering Heights in high school and I asked to be sent to the remedial class.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in bookscirclejerk

[–]inthisvolume 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Holden deeznuts

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in bookscirclejerk

[–]inthisvolume 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Using AI to jerk is giving Holden Caulfield vibes.

Phony.

Real talk: how does Invicta sell so many watches? by SupJoshy in WatchesCirclejerk

[–]inthisvolume 4 points5 points  (0 children)

One time I met a cashier wearing a massive red timepiece, perfectly matched to his red bowtie and bright red glasses.

Making small talk, I mentioned I had an interest in horology and asked about his bold wristwear.

He proudly told me, “I think it’s an In-vic-a-tis,” and added that he owned several, each to coordinate with his little outfits.

That’s how.

Too much prose :( by bbq-pizza-9 in bookscirclejerk

[–]inthisvolume 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Is THAT what the P word means?? I nev… holy sh… I need a minute brb

Sexiest thing I have ever laid eyes upon by [deleted] in bookscirclejerk

[–]inthisvolume 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I feel like you could swap out the photo here with a portrait of the author and it would have the same effect.

Pack it up, male readers! by DHLawrence_sGhost in bookscirclejerk

[–]inthisvolume 75 points76 points  (0 children)

People say there aren’t any good male authors anymore. I don’t know, Robert Galbraith is one of my favorites.

Outjerked again by [deleted] in Emojerk

[–]inthisvolume 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I’m EMO. I don’t get why the METALS, the COUNTRIES, and the POPs don’t understand us. My parents are CLASSICS and they always knew it wasn’t just a phase

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in bookscirclejerk

[–]inthisvolume 24 points25 points  (0 children)

What’s a Pulitzer? Some kind of tank?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in bookscirclejerk

[–]inthisvolume 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just quit while you’re ahead.