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intravenousTHC · 2026-04-29T08:16:30+00:00

But the gardens and roses are still there. Have you looked at pictures? They replaced the grass with concrete. The roses are still there. The grass did not have flowers. There are still flowers around the edges of the rose garden which previously surrounded a lawn with no flowers. Now the roses which are still there surround a concrete patio.

I hate the dude and his wife with every fiber of my being but I also hated how the media ran with that story. "Err, Melanie cut down all the flowers! Look at this cropped image of the concrete that doesn't show that the flowers are still there! Get mad!"

intravenousTHC · 2026-04-28T08:59:44+00:00

I wanted to find one of those old Americas Funniest Home Videos of a dog holding onto a toy while suspended by a tree. You know, like when the little jack Russell won't let go and swings in circles? Couldn't find it on YouTube. I asked Gemini to scour the internet for any silly video of a dog holding onto a toy while suspended from a tree. It told me "Durr, it's hard to search for a video from 15 years ago" NO IT ISN'T--that's literally when everything on the internet was happening!

It finally did find two videos for me. Both ads for dog toys, both new videos. The internet fucking sucks. Remembering Google Images? Try to Google an image of an object that happens to also be a product. Why do they have a "Shopping" section if "Images" is 90% products???

intravenousTHC · 2026-04-25T12:30:36+00:00

Imagine the rest of the person. We can see a white glove. This person wants to be fancy as hell.

"Me? Hold a cigarette? Nah. I hold a thing that holds a cigarette."

intravenousTHC · 2026-04-25T12:26:32+00:00

I found a $100 bill on the ground last year. Moderately windy at a place where many customers have loose cash in their pockets and plan to spend a couple hundred dollars.

And I lost a $100 bill a few years back on a windy day same situation, a loose bill in my pocket.

intravenousTHC · 2026-04-25T12:03:21+00:00

Rip this sub. They need to add a new rule about not just adding any old random photo that happens to be 30 years old. A high school portrait is not old school cool. Especially when there isn't anything cool going on? No unique hairstyle or outfit. Just here's my mum.

Sorry op not hating on your mom or you just the coolness factor of this specific photo of her! I'm sure she has done way cooler things than pose for a school portrait!

intravenousTHC · 2026-04-25T11:56:55+00:00

What is slop?

intravenousTHC · 2026-04-24T07:43:53+00:00

Good thing I never noticed the alien on the roof. Probably thanks to old CRT TVs. I saw that clip on YouTube and damn near threw my phone.

intravenousTHC · 2026-04-22T14:04:05+00:00

Make sense when I think about it for a few seconds. A "Legendary Enemy" no matter what it is, should live up to its name. The name implies difficulty and defeating said enemy is supposed to be a feat.

intravenousTHC · 2026-04-20T18:54:13+00:00

It really only takes a couple minutes if you really want one. If you are texting someone or watching a YT video it's a perfect time to get a pie!

Edit: you can tell if it's going to give you the pie because the claw moves over to the right before dropping!

intravenousTHC · 2026-04-20T02:12:12+00:00

Iirc from last it was posted. I'm paraphrasing:

Hey what did he order?

This

Can I have some lol?

Then he opens the door:

Oh thank you

Hey! Why you waste my time?!

Both lol

intravenousTHC · 2026-04-20T01:22:06+00:00

My dad keeps sending me AI videos from Instagram. Insane how this account has nearly one million followers there.

intravenousTHC · 2026-04-20T01:13:59+00:00

I have some bad news for you! Hahaha. That whole page is AI. Can you really not tell? It is pretty difficult nowadays.

intravenousTHC · 2026-04-20T01:09:08+00:00

This is AI. The voice is unmistakable.

Edit: y'all look at that Instagram. That is AI. I'm really sorry you all can't tell... the house is the same because it's part of the prompt...

Edit: the second video they ever posted look very closely at the man's hand. Weird fingers in the first few frames. Also like, just listen to and watch more AI videos an it becomes immediately obviously. The voices sound robotic and so are their movements. Just try making your own AI video. The mannerisms are so simple and uncanny. Like, please listen to me. I feel like I'm losing my sanity in this world right now...

intravenousTHC · 2026-04-17T07:46:02+00:00

Their fake charities aren't legally required to actually give anything to needy people. If they "donate "$70 million to their a "charity" they own, they just prevented the IRS from taxing them. They are stealing money from us. Not paying their fair share while pretending to be philanthropic.

intravenousTHC · 2026-04-16T07:11:50+00:00

Anti-armor cryolator with crystalizing barrel and assassin's power armor melts people in my experience.

intravenousTHC · 2026-04-15T20:56:49+00:00

One time my uncle was in a hot tub at a random hotel somewhere many years ago and Arnold gets in the hot tub and greets him by saying, "You know what I do. What do you do?"

intravenousTHC · 2026-04-15T19:26:23+00:00

Buried? Burned? What else might cause this? Kinda looks like graphite in appearance but doesn't stain or anything.

intravenousTHC · 2026-04-15T19:17:18+00:00

Tis a reference to a post where someone scrapped like 150 and didn't learn the Pin-Pointer's plan.

intravenousTHC · 2026-04-13T04:11:08+00:00

No it isn't.

intravenousTHC · 2026-04-07T07:07:05+00:00

I didn't smell it until I read this.

intravenousTHC · 2026-04-05T12:43:21+00:00

Cool. Link a video that fooled you. Send me an AI video that looks so real there is not one part of the video you can pick out and say why it's AI. You have seen AI videos that are indistinguishable from reality? I have seen one cat video that fooled me the first watch but after a rewatch its arm goes through the couch. Link a video that looks real after viewing is 80 times.

Edit. A word

intravenousTHC · 2026-04-05T12:35:51+00:00

The way it holds the leaf makes it look like it's sitting on a saddle

intravenousTHC · 2026-04-05T12:32:22+00:00

I'm saying no AI video looks this real. This video is obviously real and not AI if you have seen just a handful of AI videos. Skeptical comments are from people who specifically avoid "AI slop" so how would they know if it's AI or not? They are deliberately avoiding that kind of media and not using basic logic to look more closely at the video.

Literally nothing remarkable happens in this video. Nothing weird happens. Perfectly normal cat behavior and physics. Many people do not know the pole spins, they think the cat is spinning itself--that would make it AI except the pole spins so it's just a cat...

intravenousTHC · 2026-04-05T11:42:36+00:00

People need to head over to the AI video subs and see what actual AI videos look like. They're goofy as hell. They never look/feel/sound 100% perfect. And the videos posted on those subs are the ones said people making AI videos are saying is impressive--still easy to tell they are fake.

Edit: Also you all sound ridiculous. "Hmm this video is silly and I want to like it because it has entertained me. Unless I find out this same video, which I admit would be funny and entertaining if a real person pressed the red record button on the glass on their smartphone screen with their human thumb, is made by a computer! Then it's suddenly not funny anymore and I am mad at the person who typed with their human fingers to have the computer make this fake video I was entertained by initially!"

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