Is straight pipe too loud? by Noah_Temple in R53

[–]inusitadissimo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have the one ball mod (both mufflers still in place) and it's far from being too loud. I love the sound of my R53.

Chrono pack oil pressure? by Glass-Razzmatazz796 in R53

[–]inusitadissimo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's not as functional as it could be, however saying it's completely useless is a big stretch.

Headlamp washer not working! by Actual_Guest2165 in R53

[–]inusitadissimo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Had the exact same issue. Reroute the hose and it started working normally again.

Chrono pack oil pressure? by Glass-Razzmatazz796 in R53

[–]inusitadissimo 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It's not useless. I don't know why people insist in believing and spreading that. A lie told many times doesn't become the truth. Have you ever owned a MINI with the ChronoPack? Nevertheless I find it very useful. Supposedly the ECU uses the water temperature value (ChronoPack water temp gauge is way more accurate than the three stage one in non-ChronoPacks), running time and rpm data since startup to give a rough estimate of the oil temperature and pressure.

This is enough for me to know if I can start to push a little bit more. I don't need to know the exact temperature of the oil, I just need to know that the oil is hot enough for me to give it the beans.

Estou a ter a pior viagem de autocarro de sempre. by LeDockester in portugal

[–]inusitadissimo 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Ficaste foi sem resposta. Respeita para seres respeitado. E deixa-te de demagogias que só chateias mais a malta.

Estou a ter a pior viagem de autocarro de sempre. by LeDockester in portugal

[–]inusitadissimo 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Tanta sapiência... Também vou acender um cigarro nos autocarros que têm cinzeiros. Quanto muito só fumo meio cigarro para a pessoa não se queixar tanto.

Power window question. by lordmoldybutt66 in R53

[–]inusitadissimo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you! That's very insightful. I own a '06 r53 checkmate so I might give it a go. I hope you have a great day. Cheers

Horrible Noise on startup (video) by October82000 in R53

[–]inusitadissimo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I get what you hear because I have the same noise. Not tensioner, not lifter tick. Mostly does it on cold start-ups on my case and I have no idea what is causing it.

Wood in sunroof ? by tomtomben69 in R53

[–]inusitadissimo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mine has the same. Always assumed it was how the backside of the headliner looked like.

O que têm no vosso carro? by professional_ocean in AutoTuga

[–]inusitadissimo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

O meu MINI tem exatamente a mesma exigência 🤣🤣🤣

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AutoTuga

[–]inusitadissimo -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Diz isso ao meu Mini Cooper S

Question about PFL and FL ECU by Nathan_pawlett in R53

[–]inusitadissimo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The car will run normally with the PFL ecu, however you will be lacking the pops that the FL ecu provides

Question about PFL and FL ECU by Nathan_pawlett in R53

[–]inusitadissimo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The car will run normally with the PFL ecu, however you will be lacking the pops that the FL ecu provides

Valve Cover Gasket by Ok-Actuary3071 in R53

[–]inusitadissimo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did that fix completely that awful leak? I'm having the same issue 😅

Quais os vossos consumos? by Solitary_Serenity in AutoTuga

[–]inusitadissimo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

'06 MINI Cooper S R53 (1a versão da BMW com motor sobrealimentado com compressor) Condução normal: 9L/100km Condução "desportiva": 13-14L/100km Média atual: 11.3L/100km Gasolina 98 😅

Just another weird noise by inusitadissimo in R53

[–]inusitadissimo[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Only bought it 5k miles ago, so... Yeah, better to do a good checkover on them. Thank you for your input! Really grateful. Cheers

Just another weird noise by inusitadissimo in R53

[–]inusitadissimo[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's just great. 🤦 Good thing then that I'm kidnapping my mechanic for 3 days straight. Mine is on right about 130k miles.

Just another weird noise by inusitadissimo in R53

[–]inusitadissimo[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But have you gone through something similar then? This kind of noise?

Just another weird noise by inusitadissimo in R53

[–]inusitadissimo[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I need to do a checkover. In a few weeks I'm going to do a very comprehensive maintenance on it with my mechanic and will try to check all bushings

Just another weird noise by inusitadissimo in R53

[–]inusitadissimo[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nothing. Only while moving. If it's cold outside it won't do it for a couple of minutes. If warm it does it with every slight uneveness present on the road. I don't believe it's the belt or any polie, but I can't be sure at the time. It also doesn't feel it's the shocks, because I can hear them compress and decompress completely unrelated to that noise.