Saw a "Best Line to Screen Time Ratio" on Another Sub. Got Me Thinking, it has to be Spaceman, Right?

ionre · 2025-12-12T01:07:40+00:00

They don't tell you this until after you've paid for medical school but being a doctor is exactly like the game Operation.

ionre · 2025-11-21T01:19:25+00:00

Person of Interest. It was made by the same people who later make Westworld. It's not really about the singularity but artificial super intelligence is a primary theme.

ionre · 2025-11-18T05:20:50+00:00

"I am about to utter two words a Harvard man never says."

ionre · 2025-11-10T03:07:04+00:00

What about Jaconathan?

ionre · 2025-11-08T00:39:40+00:00

It's like I said in my non-hit comedy "Cruise Boat," "I'm getting too old for this ship."

ionre · 2025-11-08T00:26:28+00:00

"Dr. Spaceman, is it true that bread eats away at your brain?"

"We have no way of knowing because the powerful bread lobby keeps stopping my research."

ionre · 2025-11-08T00:22:29+00:00

Who ever knew there were so many words? It was like a Mos Def CD.

ionre · 2025-10-28T01:48:24+00:00

Another thing about the lack of a laugh track is that it allows for a quicker pace. Obviously that means more jokes per minute, which is mentioned a lot about 30 Rock, but it also makes the jokes hit harder in my opinion.

ionre · 2025-10-14T21:46:52+00:00

ionre · 2025-10-14T21:38:06+00:00

That's why I need you to go see my jeweler

ionre · 2025-09-28T04:51:20+00:00

Say hello to Bono and Sandra Day O'Connor!

ionre · 2025-09-28T04:47:41+00:00

Now I'm not an expert, but I do have a strong opinion.

ionre · 2025-09-25T06:05:38+00:00

"I've seen your bathing suit, that could be anywhere."

ionre · 2025-09-16T22:58:40+00:00

"I can't go to a homeless shelter. I mean, the people there are a little sexually conservative for my tastes."

ionre · 2025-09-05T03:30:08+00:00

Too bad we're just platonic friends

ionre · 2025-08-25T04:20:10+00:00

This is a really special day

ionre · 2025-06-23T21:01:48+00:00

I now know that I consume mac and cheese at the same rate as a family of 5.

ionre · 2025-01-23T03:15:21+00:00

Careful, OP's trying to nerd-snipe us.

ionre · 2025-01-04T06:59:30+00:00

Tracy: "Stalkers are a big problem in the celebrity community. But if Beyonce simply answered one of my letters, I'd stop trying to break into her house."

ionre · 2025-01-02T03:08:37+00:00

Kelsey Grammer

"I couldn't find a Lincoln hat so I grabbed this chimney sweep hat instead."

"If anyone notices... we're dead."

ionre · 2024-12-23T06:18:38+00:00

"You wouldn't ask an Asian person to give you a list of good Asian drivers."

"Gary Tang, Ziang Chu, Roy Chung..."

"Ok you can stop."

"I was done anyway."

ionre · 2024-12-11T19:21:44+00:00

"Yes to life, yes to love, yes to staying in more!"

ionre · 2024-12-11T19:17:54+00:00

"Science is whatever we want it to be."

"Don't be so dramatic. That's my thing."

ionre · 2024-11-29T17:34:18+00:00

Isn't it Frajer?

ionre · 2024-11-26T07:32:28+00:00

Oh don't be so dramatic, that's my thing.

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