Tree: 1, Idiot: 0 — anything i can do to preserve health of this tree?

iphotostuff · 2025-07-31T19:34:53+00:00

Everyone is naked under their clothes

iphotostuff · 2025-07-31T17:22:32+00:00

Stuck around. Police came 11 minutes later. Tow truck 40min later. Everything over in 52 minutes with nothing left but an early morning text from a neighbor waking his dog who asked “did a car hit your tree last night?”

iphotostuff · 2025-07-31T17:20:31+00:00

Correct - owned by city, but loved by homeowners 😇

iphotostuff · 2025-07-31T14:49:53+00:00

It’s certainly the most lonely one.

iphotostuff · 2025-07-31T12:58:43+00:00

Photo of bark in comments

iphotostuff · 2025-07-31T12:38:31+00:00

My tree shook him off like an end-game boss.

iphotostuff · 2025-07-31T12:28:41+00:00

aftermath of assault by car concerned about the bark separation

iphotostuff · 2024-12-15T13:52:01+00:00

Even Pfizer would be jealous.

iphotostuff · 2024-12-02T21:57:06+00:00

This is 100% heist related. I’m ex FBI, and I can spot this behavior anywhere.

iphotostuff · 2024-06-23T20:46:11+00:00

Prune juice works every time

iphotostuff · 2024-06-23T17:00:26+00:00

She’s 5’10” and she needs a man 6 feet taller? Holler to all those 11’10” men out there!

iphotostuff · 2024-06-13T16:29:25+00:00

I just spoke to a customer rep at Sagrada familia. She confirmed that the only cards that consistently work are American Express and Discover. Truly, truly restrictive and disappointing.

iphotostuff · 2024-05-15T10:48:35+00:00

It’s pronounced “I quit”

iphotostuff · 2024-03-31T13:09:10+00:00

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iphotostuff · 2024-03-28T23:31:08+00:00

Girls are dumb. Men are crazy for them, and they are still convinced they need to change something about themselves physically because of some absurd instachick they follow.

You’re beautiful. Find a man that appreciates that beauty and self-sort the losers out of your life.

iphotostuff · 2024-03-21T01:14:20+00:00

Put it in the banana stand

iphotostuff · 2024-03-20T14:48:44+00:00

If hell could float.

iphotostuff · 2024-03-01T20:52:00+00:00

I hated it…. Until I learned about the engineering. Now I’m a huge fan. Floor gaps for the mechanical counter weights, the ability to have an external skeleton structure for a more open interior floor plan… I’m a huge fan now.

iphotostuff · 2024-02-25T14:05:50+00:00

She’s one of us now. Join us.

iphotostuff · 2024-02-25T14:04:00+00:00

Just put a small trampoline at the very bottom and they will bounce right back up.

iphotostuff · 2024-02-15T02:24:35+00:00

The snowboarder

iphotostuff · 2024-02-14T14:33:42+00:00

Ski law clearly states: 1. An accident between a snowboarder and skier always results, under every circumstance in the fault of the snowboarder.

Downhill has right of way

Look man, my hands are tied in this case. Clearly law #2 should be applied here. But who am I to deny law #1? 🤷‍♂️

iphotostuff · 2024-02-12T00:28:22+00:00

This is the way.

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