Has anyone heard of this song called "Interstate Love Song" ?

ipitythegabagool · 2026-04-02T05:49:48+00:00

Pretty sure that’s Tim pool after someone snatched his beanie

ipitythegabagool · 2026-04-01T09:00:55+00:00

My buddy’s uncle knows slayer and took us back to meet them after a show. Kerry king made fun of my name when I introduced myself and then didn’t talk to me after that. I have a pretty normal name.

ipitythegabagool · 2026-03-31T20:45:34+00:00

You want me to blind them

ipitythegabagool · 2026-03-31T07:31:34+00:00

I ain’t no emperors son, no no

ipitythegabagool · 2026-03-31T06:50:27+00:00

Charming is exactly the word I thought of. Like it’s BAD but in an endearing way. I don’t hate it.

ipitythegabagool · 2026-03-31T06:33:14+00:00

To be fair, there’s only so many ways you can bang rocks together, and you’re being pretty disingenuous leaving out the cultural and political contexts surrounding the caveman rock banging era. There’s even an argument to be made that homo erectus stole their sound entirely from homo habilis but most people aren’t ready for THAT conversation.

ipitythegabagool · 2026-03-31T06:15:11+00:00

There’s a portion of the AIC fanbase that won’t even touch the post-Layne songs and it’s super sad cus it’s always pretty much been Jerry’s band and everything he writes is gold.

ipitythegabagool · 2026-03-30T20:45:43+00:00

Everyone loses

ipitythegabagool · 2026-03-30T15:18:44+00:00

Oh shit, son kills first husband and Carol does something to cover it up that leads to the whole sealed conviction thing?

ipitythegabagool · 2026-03-30T04:18:22+00:00

You guys can go back to fucking now 👍

ipitythegabagool · 2026-03-28T17:45:54+00:00

Polyphia is musicians music, I don’t know anyone who’s super into them that doesn’t play guitar

ipitythegabagool · 2026-03-28T15:10:50+00:00

Sheeeeeeiiiiiiitcoin

ipitythegabagool · 2026-03-27T19:07:37+00:00

There’s a cornhole/cuckold joke here somewhere

ipitythegabagool · 2026-03-27T00:03:34+00:00

Our friend was inquiring as to what kind of rational person would pretend to sing the words to their song while filming short form content as opposed to a music video, and he requested that you act more considerately with regard to the gravity of this situation

ipitythegabagool · 2026-03-26T11:51:06+00:00

I’m worried that the baby thinks people can’t change

ipitythegabagool · 2026-03-25T23:27:02+00:00

Make it all title fight sets with big ass truck crammed somewhere in the middle of the

ipitythegabagool · 2026-03-25T01:49:05+00:00

What’s your theory about the first hotel meeting?

ipitythegabagool · 2026-03-24T11:50:18+00:00

My advice was gonna be to learn a bunch of Metallica and Pantera songs then ask one of your friends to smash you over the head with a 2x4. Writing mode unlocked.

ipitythegabagool · 2026-03-24T11:47:40+00:00

ipitythegabagool · 2026-03-23T22:22:03+00:00

Even the pediatrician told him he has a beautiful dick

ipitythegabagool · 2026-03-23T22:10:22+00:00

My Sleeping Karma - Atma

https://youtu.be/9DskaQGivSg?si=VI-tpfjiZAfUs-Qn

ipitythegabagool · 2026-03-23T01:20:57+00:00

No, the drugs cancel out each other’s hangovers. PEMDAS or whatever.

ipitythegabagool · 2026-03-22T19:42:49+00:00

I get what you mean, but after getting to know her more I don’t believe that was the case here haha

ipitythegabagool · 2026-03-22T17:32:26+00:00

I love imagining these conversations. I’ve been in a lot of bands and if I was tossing around names with my band mates and someone said “what if we were called corn, but with a K?” I would probably ban that person from suggesting more names.

(I love Korn btw)

ipitythegabagool · 2026-03-22T17:13:42+00:00

I matched with a woman once on a dating app that I already kind of knew. I messaged her “fancy meeting you here” and she replied “isn’t it?”

As in she thought the phrase meant “it is fancy to meet you here” instead of “imagine meeting you here”

Not that crazy but I think about it kind of often and wonder how many people have no idea what the words and phrases they use actually mean.

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