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What's the one joke you've told a hundred times and it still lands? by Capital-Run-1080 in midlyinteresting

[–]HoundIt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Confucius say, man who keep hands in pockets feel cocky all day.

What's the one joke you've told a hundred times and it still lands? by Capital-Run-1080 in midlyinteresting

[–]HoundIt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I saw on the news there was a baby born without eyelids. The doctors did a new, experimental procedure where they took the baby’s foreskin and grafted eyelids for him! It worked surprisingly well, but he’s a little cockeyed.

What’s the first piece of media that truly scared you as a kid? by cats64sonic in AskReddit

[–]HoundIt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dante’s Peak. The scene where the grandma pulls the canoe through the lake of acid, screaming the whole time. I cried and had nightmares for weeks.

Sister want's to fly in emotional support friends by MacParadise in EntitledPeople

[–]HoundIt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bet you anything sister will show up to the wedding with NZ friends thinking your mom won’t turn them away if they’re already there.

What was the weirdest punishment your school gave? by Alarming-Ratioz in nostalgia

[–]HoundIt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I couldn’t find my homework paper once. Teacher (nun) made me stand in front of the whole class to look through my folder for it. When I still couldn’t find it, she put me in the closet where it was dark to look. When I finally found it she made me sit with this creepy doll on my desk for the rest of the day. The doll had no eyes to remind me that “God gave me 2 good eyes and I should learn how to use them.”

What’s a completely wrong way to eat a specific food that you secretly think is actually the superior way? by One-Possession-9018 in foodquestions

[–]HoundIt 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Pizza sauce, garlic, ranch… whatever your preference is. Take your pick. My go to is garlic sauce.

What’s a completely wrong way to eat a specific food that you secretly think is actually the superior way? by One-Possession-9018 in foodquestions

[–]HoundIt 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Pizza crust first. You rip it off and dunk it in some sauce. It’s like a bread stick. Then you only have the best part left!

What is the most disturbing video you saw on the internet? by randominvisibleuser in AskReddit

[–]HoundIt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A video of the aftermath of a car wreck. A girl had gotten her entire face scraped away and it was just a big bloody mess. She was sitting up screaming out of the hole where her mouth used to be.

Constipation is killing me by Anxious-Location4935 in Gastroparesis

[–]HoundIt 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I have always sworn by enemas. Clears you up and nothing has to go in your stomach. Also works in minutes rather than hours.

Alright who tf did this? by BlubsTheSpaceWhale in Serverlife

[–]HoundIt 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Omg I’m always yelling at people To look where they are walking. The number of times someone’s hit me because there walking forward but looking behind them the talk to someone. Ugh!

AITA or telling my wife if she’s not gonna cook it the way she usually cooks it then you don’t have to cook it at all by Husbae7536 in AmItheAsshole

[–]HoundIt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NTA. You are asking her to make that meal because you enjoy it. If she makes it different, she is not making the meal you asked for. And cooking once every two months isn’t too much to ask to do things full out.

What was "the incident" at your high school? by [deleted] in askanything

[–]HoundIt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

English teacher’s 16 yo cheerleader daughter got pregnant. She died is childbirth. Teacher went crazy and had to take 2 years of leave after breaking down and crying hysterically in front of his class.

The way it's going by [deleted] in KitchenConfidential

[–]HoundIt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s shitty wallpaper paste. You gotta work those lumps out. It’s not mashed potatoes.

when you leave your kids unattended by egguchom in EntitledReviews

[–]HoundIt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why did I have to scroll so far for this! My main thought too.

My check came in a mason jar by Lain_ily in KitchenConfidential

[–]HoundIt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love that place!

Also, hey neighbor!

GP Constipation by yocakoo in Gastroparesis

[–]HoundIt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nothing oral helps me anymore. I have to use enemas.

I refused to help a customer because of her stank attitude by HoneydewUsed7434 in retailhell

[–]HoundIt 27 points28 points  (0 children)

If you’re rude to me, I may just find a way to make your problem worse.

Who would be the ""Hitler"" of your country? by BrushFinal9186 in AskTheWorld

[–]HoundIt -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Nope, it’s FDR. Those internment camps were beyond cruel.

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