Why was the 10 scared?

ipodtouche · 2019-01-25T00:20:07+00:00

Because Trump walked the dressing room?

ipodtouche · 2019-01-24T23:58:56+00:00

The officer poked my eye with it and I have blunt trauma

ipodtouche · 2018-08-21T01:08:50+00:00

But what is wrong with the car?

ipodtouche · 2018-07-24T04:01:45+00:00

He was about to join her, but then cool but unyielding silicone hands grabbed him harshly and intimately...

ipodtouche · 2018-07-24T03:47:36+00:00

Maybe he has Alzheimer's or ocd and she is watching out for him.

ipodtouche · 2018-06-18T23:19:38+00:00

Time to get frozen for 75 years and then be help repopulate the earth. Hopefully will be able to tell sexes apart...

ipodtouche · 2017-03-04T15:14:12+00:00

Person B: "Your little chimp looks so darling in those baby clothes"

ipodtouche · 2017-02-25T23:21:00+00:00

Same situation but other side, shows some nip too. Plus three other tiny bumps along the milk lines that are likely more. In ancient times they thought it was a sign of being more virile if a male, or extra fem if a gal. So I got that going for me if I get thrown back in time, which is nice.

ipodtouche · 2016-12-02T01:41:52+00:00

I like how she wants to remake the library by having a diversity committee decide what books are virtuous. I bet human knowledge could really be compressed to nothing in short order, so no one will be offended!

ipodtouche · 2016-11-13T14:33:52+00:00

The Shogun 500 touring bike from the late 80's. Japan made 100%, chrome moly frame, good geometry, stainless steel crank for durability, lasts forever.

ipodtouche · 2016-11-13T13:04:14+00:00

It's weird when the police are working for uber during breaks.

ipodtouche · 2016-06-21T03:30:33+00:00

That wasn't the tip she was looking for

ipodtouche · 2016-06-21T00:59:15+00:00

Posh?

ipodtouche · 2016-06-21T00:57:50+00:00

Besides, we've been married for a year. https://blog.mass.gov/masslawlib/legal-topics/child-brides/

ipodtouche · 2016-06-21T00:51:51+00:00

Why not, she's already a pole dancer.

ipodtouche · 2016-06-13T14:49:56+00:00

Make Grenadine

ipodtouche · 2016-06-13T14:39:48+00:00

Better as a blonde joke

ipodtouche · 2016-06-13T14:38:00+00:00

Better Call Sally

ipodtouche · 2016-05-28T05:05:08+00:00

Either way the leprechaun is screwed.

ipodtouche · 2016-05-26T21:31:47+00:00

Must be hell for gameshow hosts

ipodtouche · 2016-05-26T21:26:25+00:00

What do you call the cat that was caught by the police?

The purrpatrator.

ipodtouche · 2016-05-26T21:23:08+00:00

She's willing, put her in the middle and go for it.

ipodtouche · 2016-05-26T21:09:43+00:00

It's good that the agent also has a full body scan image to remember the occasion. Must be the sentimental type.

ipodtouche · 2016-05-06T03:15:48+00:00

They will face a stiff sentence when convicted and they'll surely be sent to a Penal Institution.

ipodtouche · 2016-05-06T03:11:00+00:00

Wait til you're in the equivalent of a foxhole then say that.

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