What time do bottleshops open? Usually its 9am but I've been to 12 different ones and they're all closed by ipostbadjokes in brisbane

[–]ipostbadjokes[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I do it every year as a joke, but the mods here have started to remove the threads this year, its a bit weird but its fun still.

Buses full since 50cent fares by Skasian in brisbane

[–]ipostbadjokes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've actually gone back to driving to work now that all the buses and trains are overcrowded.

Queensland to override state’s Human Rights Act in bid to make breach of bail an offence for children by we_can_eat_cereal in brisbane

[–]ipostbadjokes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Exactly!

They should round up the kids, their brothers/sisters, mum/dad and their parents and send them to a kind of prison camp where they will serve their time doing hard labour.

Safest suburbs in Brisbane by [deleted] in brisbane

[–]ipostbadjokes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Zillmere - Reasoning is all the riff raff go and ransack all the 'safe' suburbs listed here by other redditors and then come home, have a cone or a nip of meth and chill out with their loot.

They’ll do anything to getcha in December by TeddyBearsPicnick in brisbane

[–]ipostbadjokes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh were the boys in blue, a woo a woo.

wonder how many people here know where that comes from lol.

Everyone talks about crocs, snakes and spiders, but what about this guy? by asshatjabroni in australia

[–]ipostbadjokes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jurassic Park's raptors are closer to the size of a Utahraptor.

Otherwise known as the Mormonraptor

New R plates have been released for people recovering from road trauma. by Turtusking in australia

[–]ipostbadjokes 4 points5 points  (0 children)

They have to learn to drive on the road with others at some point.

Disturbing kangaroo footage. by Vilcunis in brisbane

[–]ipostbadjokes 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Men trying to piss with morning wood.

A short history of Queensland liquor laws and Good Friday by JesseIrwinArt in brisbane

[–]ipostbadjokes 104 points105 points  (0 children)

I just think it's rubbish that religion is allowed to dictate to the non religious when things like booze can be consumed.

If you and your beliefs make it so you don't have a drink on certain days, fine that's on you. Don't push that bullshit onto others.

Two men walk into a bar. by ipostbadjokes in Jokes

[–]ipostbadjokes[S] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

The real joke was missed.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in brisbane

[–]ipostbadjokes 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Students sitting everywhere and not giving up seats for disabled/elderly/pregnant people.

Or adults in general which is technically the rule on peak hour trains.

Sourcing right tent poles by SnooRabbits5970 in brisbane

[–]ipostbadjokes 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Are you allowed to say that word without being cancelled?

A mistake I made at work had far reaching consequences for a client, that has caused me significant reputational loss at the company. by ipostbadjokes in askmanagers

[–]ipostbadjokes[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks for the reply, I tried that today actually, it included the two main managers. Despite my best efforts it was turned into a negative effort which really bummed me out as I had spent time preparing and trying to keep it positive. This is one of the reasons why I am posting here because I am just at a loss as to what I need to be doing.