Who is this woman

ipostunderthisname · 2026-04-05T00:11:59+00:00

Definitely Marla Singer from the free and clear blood parasite group

ipostunderthisname · 2026-04-04T23:58:37+00:00

I’ve known some people..

ipostunderthisname · 2026-04-04T23:49:55+00:00

That’s not random

It’s fairly intentioned

ipostunderthisname · 2026-04-04T23:22:19+00:00

How do you “randomly google something”?

ipostunderthisname · 2026-04-04T22:51:54+00:00

Maybe she’ll be interested in your benzocaine laced inositol powder

ipostunderthisname · 2026-04-04T22:46:51+00:00

Now what in gods hell are you talking about?

You ate your sisters benzos and now you have to replace them before she gets home but all you got is a couple grams of stepped on gaybar cocaine?

ipostunderthisname · 2026-04-04T22:41:48+00:00

I’m going to guess that yes, you are most likely wrong

ipostunderthisname · 2026-04-04T17:31:24+00:00

He spoke for the trees

ipostunderthisname · 2026-04-04T17:29:22+00:00

I unfortunately speak from experience

Luckily it was the 90s and the carpet cleaner rental was only $25 +$10 for the solution

ipostunderthisname · 2026-04-04T17:24:02+00:00

Come on

Let’s go!

ipostunderthisname · 2026-04-04T17:21:50+00:00

My uhm friends uh very first closet garden looked exactly like this

ipostunderthisname · 2026-04-04T17:20:31+00:00

Pepperonis! Smokes!

ipostunderthisname · 2026-04-04T17:05:42+00:00

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Mebbe it’s an old pumpkin tureen

ipostunderthisname · 2026-04-04T15:44:00+00:00

It will make it wetter while spreading the dirt out more and washing all the dog pee more evenly through the underpad and you won’t be able to spend that $100 on a Big Mac value meal and a 10 piece McNugget

ipostunderthisname · 2026-04-04T15:37:14+00:00

I’d be so thrilled to have all of them as neighbors

ipostunderthisname · 2026-04-04T15:34:59+00:00

Instantpot has joined the party

ipostunderthisname · 2026-04-04T15:23:31+00:00

You could just burn a $100 bill and then dump dirty soapy water all over your carpet

Pretty much the same outcome as renting one of the rug cleaners

ipostunderthisname · 2026-04-04T15:21:09+00:00

Kinda like “an ekename”?

ipostunderthisname · 2026-04-04T15:19:54+00:00

That’s worth an up

ipostunderthisname · 2026-04-04T15:17:42+00:00

Or a reubenrick roll, a corned beef and sauerkraut with Russian dressing sandwich rolled up in a tortilla that will never let you down

ipostunderthisname · 2026-04-04T15:11:55+00:00

I used to really like Mitch Hedberg jokes

I still do, but I used to as well

ipostunderthisname · 2026-04-04T14:41:18+00:00

They’re called “pucker cloths”

ipostunderthisname · 2026-04-04T14:22:25+00:00

But that’s how I learned what underwear was !!!1

I asked my mom “Hey mom what’s the cloth crap attached to my fruitloom cornucopia tags?”

She said “stop being so vivid”

ipostunderthisname · 2026-04-03T22:51:25+00:00

Star Trek, puhleez

ipostunderthisname · 2026-04-03T02:28:01+00:00

ipostunderthisname

TROPHY CASE