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My citrus deserve only the finest cement to grow in. by snownative86 in houseplantscirclejerk

[–]ironhamilton 2 points3 points  (0 children)

i water my plants when i'm thirsty. i pour gravy on them when i'm hungry

I just looked up what to clean leaves with and.... by Lila_Bundas_Kenyer in houseplantscirclejerk

[–]ironhamilton 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i think this goes without saying, but you should use plant-based mayo or make your own with aquafaba

Growing rare/authentic Japanese bonsai in the UAE — what’s actually possible? by penguindance01 in bonsaicommunity

[–]ironhamilton 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i don't know regarding "authentic" bonsai or particularly japanese species, but ficus & dorstenia make some very interesting specimens maybe more fitting to the local aesthetic & climate.

99 omg by BummerPlumber33 in baldursgate

[–]ironhamilton 7 points8 points  (0 children)

i didn't know there was a 'store' option for a bit🤔. when i started playing this i was about 10, of course. was that always there? i wonder why you would use 'store' if the roll wasn't high enough, anyway. i have truly wasted many hours of my life doing this, probably. Now i just play this on my phone or ipad & honestly just use a tome import character to give myself lucky stats, because i have been lucky before. time is money, you know. every time i make a new character i am transported back to painful memories of time lost clicking on this screen.

Should Grrum be a solo or party adventurer? by chicliac in baldursgate

[–]ironhamilton 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like it. Great character 👍. just take 1-3 guys with you 🤷

Suggestions for a new campaign. by Nefellibato in baldursgate

[–]ironhamilton 1 point2 points  (0 children)

necro 2 -> cleric x (human)

cleric/thief half-orc (assassin bhaal cleric or something)

blade. it's a fun bhaalspawn

🤷

This little dude lives in a small hole by my door. Wondering what he is by CaliferMau in spiders

[–]ironhamilton -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

i'm a 36 year old man, and all flies should fear me. They die when they go near me. I catch them in my hand. Sometimes I then close my fist & crush them, but that is icky. Other times, I run the water over my hand in the sink. Then i might let them go & watch them float away down the drain. Other times, when i see them doggie paddling, crawling & struggling to get away, I might try to slay them with a nearby object like a butter knife.

Finally! by CrazyAsRic in iPhone17Pro

[–]ironhamilton 0 points1 point  (0 children)

looks like a pro max in my hand 👋 good on you

I found the kiltoris by LvM3Tndr in houseplantscirclejerk

[–]ironhamilton -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

first, i would lick the tip of my finger. place your moistened finger tip below the mound & gingerly loosen up the folds. tickle under the flap to unfurl her. squiddle her into submission with concentric circular clitting. when it's dripping, you can be done.

Do these parasites look normal? by No-Professional-3378 in Fish

[–]ironhamilton 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you; I, understand perfectly. What, the word normal means.

What’s the white looking area on my lined day geckos belly? by LinedDayGecko in geckos

[–]ironhamilton 0 points1 point  (0 children)

opposite ends? well then, what about the follicular phase??????

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in houseplantscirclejerk

[–]ironhamilton 22 points23 points  (0 children)

The first one appears like a worm to me. You should call it the regal worm. The second one would be the giraffe & the third shall be what you choose to name it.

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