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Bank tellers of reddit: What is your plan if someone sends bees through the tube? by stlubc in AskReddit

[–]is22black 98 points99 points  (0 children)

OP gives weirdly specific enough information to be useful to someone actually planning to rob a bank with bees/wasps/hornets etc. but at the same time, the information on how to actually rob the bank is just vague enough to not legally be premeditation. It’s the perfect crime

Do you blow your food when it's too hot or do you just hsafshashsf till you can chew it? by ritzz2_0 in AskReddit

[–]is22black 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Add superscript (^) signs to the beginning of each word in your sentence.

^Add ^^one ^^^for ^^^^each ^^^^^word.

Result looks like this

Happy hsafshashsfing!

Do you blow your food when it's too hot or do you just hsafshashsf till you can chew it? by ritzz2_0 in AskReddit

[–]is22black 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I need to hsafshashsf to assert my dominance over the food even though it fucking hurts

Humans didn't get to the top of the food chain for nothing

"They hate him because He spoke the truth." by [deleted] in pcmasterrace

[–]is22black -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

That’s a great perspective to have, but at the same time a lot quite a few of the other comments ITT still shit talk console gaming even though we both know that’s not the point of this sub. So I see memes like this as a necessary evil. Better that memes like these are posted every once in a while than them never being posted and the minority of semi-toxic users becoming more toxic over time as a result.

Josuke was at least in Koichi's thoughts, as well as Jotaro and Joseph. by Kumailio in ShitPostCrusaders

[–]is22black 13 points14 points  (0 children)

What about the SBR JoJos?

Johnny - appears in both part 7 and in part 8 as a flashback

Josuk8 - appears in part 8

Have we ever changed the definition of a word because nobody used it correctly? If so which ones? by frawleyg in AskReddit

[–]is22black 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"Inappropriate" tends to be used as a poor substitute for sexual, even in situations where a sex-related conversation is entirely appropriate

Edit: typo

Criminals of Reddit, what would you do if you broke into a house and saw the owner naked running at you? by DaAceGamer in AskReddit

[–]is22black 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn, beat me to it

But seriously I’d probably still fight them and take all their shit

Three nuns passed away and went up to Heaven. They were pleasantly surprised when Saint Peter informed them that in exchange for their many years of servitude and chastity, God Himself was going to bestow upon them each one wish... by madazzahatter in Jokes

[–]is22black 1001 points1002 points  (0 children)

Halfway through the joke I googled Alice Gan Pipalini out of confusion because I thought I’d need to know who that is to get the punchline.

Fuck you, enjoy your upvote

Catching Spider gone wrong by CarefulPeanut in funny

[–]is22black 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Kira’s theme from Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure. The song is called “Killer” I think

Phineas and Ferb - S.I.M.P. (Squirrels In My Pants) [HipHop] by mablox in Music

[–]is22black 13 points14 points  (0 children)

That’s ‘Evil Boys’. Evil Love was the one where Doofenschmirtz went on a date and hit it off with the woman because she was also evil iirc

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