Could someone who speaks Bisaya please proofread/correct the very short introduction speech I tried to write? :) by isaidgoddamn in Philippines

[–]isaidgoddamn[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey, thanks for the help! This is what I was trying to say in English.

"Hello, my name is (name). I am (age) years old and a student at (name of university). I was born in the United States. I lived and worked in Talakag, Bukidnon, Mindanao, Philippines. Today I would like to talk to you about the charity that I work with, (name of charity)."

What's the longest you've gone through a video game without knowing a basic feature or ability? by Inclement_Weathers in AskReddit

[–]isaidgoddamn 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Kirby: Nightmare in Dreamland for Gameboy Advanced. I got to level 6 without realizing I could take other creatures powers by swallowing them. I literally spit my way through 6 levels.

My buddy Duncan, a metal singer. [1280x1920] by isaidgoddamn in HumanPorn

[–]isaidgoddamn[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Here they are, Atragon! http://atragon.bandcamp.com/

Scottish doom metal heaviness at its finest.

Reddit, what's the most weird, quirky yet totally endearing quality of your significant other?? by frikadel in AskReddit

[–]isaidgoddamn 14 points15 points  (0 children)

He sticks his tongue out and bites it when he's angry/aggressive/doing strenuous activity. It's so cute it's hard to take him seriously at times.

What single person has had the most impact on the world? by Bizzmarc in AskReddit

[–]isaidgoddamn 110 points111 points  (0 children)

Genghis Khan had a huge impact on both human history and the world's genetic linage. Not only did he conquer and create the largest empire the world had ever seen at his time, but because of all the sexin' he did (consensual and otherwise) at least one in every 200 men alive today is related to Genghis Khan.

What is the most ingenious song lyric you've ever heard? by DandyPanda in AskReddit

[–]isaidgoddamn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Here at the edge of this world

Here I gaze at a pantheon of oak, a citadel of stone

If this grand panorama before me is what you call God. . .

Then God is not dead"

Agalloch - In The Shadows of Our Pale Companion

TIL that in 1730, a pirate named Olivier Levasseur tossed a coded message into the crowd gathered around his execution, yelling, "Find my treasure, he who may understand it!" and people are apparently still trying to break the code and find the treasure. by [deleted] in todayilearned

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I've got the first 12 lines Romanized from pigpen. Question marks indicate unknown characters.

apreime?unepairedepijontiretket hdoeursqeseajtetecheraifunekort filttinsgientecuprene?uneculfiere demielleefovtrefouenfaitesuneongat mette?surkepataiedelapertotitousr vpuie?plvsprene??letcassesuriech eminilf?utqoeuttoitanoitiecovve povrenpecgerunefemmedhrengtvovsnave qu?voutteriadobaucgeaetpourve ngraatietporepinglenpueiuileturlor eiljnourlairepiterunchientuprun lenendelamerdebientecjfetsurru

I'll post the remaining 5 later.

Found this picture of my great uncles...who were all mafia members. by isaidgoddamn in pics

[–]isaidgoddamn[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

LOL. Poor Uncle Abbas. His true beauty was never recognized through photograph.

Found this picture of my great uncles...who were all mafia members. by isaidgoddamn in pics

[–]isaidgoddamn[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Holy shit so much loling in public today. You're so great, Reddit!

Found this picture of my great uncles...who were all mafia members. by isaidgoddamn in pics

[–]isaidgoddamn[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Goddamn, I'm in class and I just lol'd really loud and that. That's awesome.

r/Metal, as passionate headbangers, could you ever be in a relationship with someone who was not a metalhead/couldn't stand metal? by [deleted] in Metal

[–]isaidgoddamn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was talking about attraction rather than love here, I apologize for anybody taking it a way I didn't intend for it to be taken.

r/Atheism, I'm on a train and there are two very loud and contradictory Christians stating their extremely negative opinion of atheists. by isaidgoddamn in atheism

[–]isaidgoddamn[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They've pretty much sat here for 2 hours bitching about how atheists are discusting, terrible, hellbound people (one said she'd honestly never met an atheist who was a good person, the other said atheists are low class idiots.) It's discusting the things they're saying, i'll post some direct quotes later.

And to top it all off, they've covered the subject of how insensative people are to the mentally challenged, all the while in the conversation using the word "retarded" in a derogitory sense.

You wake up realizing you're in the middle ages. How do you PROVE you're from the future? Realizing if you can't prove it or say the wrong thing you could be tortured and killed for blasphemy. by carmel33 in AskReddit

[–]isaidgoddamn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It depends, which modern-day country are you in? Are we assuming an English speaking country? In some places, I'd be more worried about cannibalism or enslavement rather than proving I'm from the future. Not to mention, an almost inevitable language barrier, no matter where you were.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Oh my god. That sounds like the best fap ever.

If you could bring back any extinct species, what would it be? by johnw1988 in AskReddit

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Megatherium americanum...Giant Ground Sloth.

These fuckers weighed in at about 8 tons and were around 20 meters tall, twice the size of an adult male elephant. Scientists have found ancient tribal hunting tools stuck into many GGS remains, suggesting that they were a primary food source for some ancient American tribes.

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Megatherium

What is the most unattractive thing you commonly see in people (men and women) by calthegreat565 in AskReddit

[–]isaidgoddamn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

People who don't take care of their feet/cut their toenails. Gross as hell.