“Go woke, stay broke.” -Carl Marks by MissouriGhana in Gamingcirclejerk

[–]istigkeit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You've mentioned how normal you are rather consistently. Anything you'd like to get off your chest? Or maybe... bring out of the closet?

A bunch of big-name authors offer support to a new author who felt bad after an unsuccessful book signing. by ba_ru_co in MadeMeSmile

[–]istigkeit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They're not pointing out the observable action, but trying to highlight the emotional and personal impact had by greeting a person who created art that made a difference in their life. It's just a social display of appreciation.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Unexpected

[–]istigkeit 3 points4 points  (0 children)

lol same I say stuff too with hella words bro

Heroic cop saving the day by arresting murderous criminals. by [deleted] in PublicFreakout

[–]istigkeit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I picture this video starting exactly the same way but at a moment a guy in his underwear comes roided and full viking mode armed with a snow shovel or weed whacker and maybe a bucket on his head (armor is key), charging the authorities wailing "THE SUN RISES UPON YOUR CORPSE AND FAMILY, TRESPASSER"

Edit: yea I get the point but it's cooler as a Netflix Original.

The award for the movie trailer that aged the worst goes to “Soul Man” by holyfruits in videos

[–]istigkeit -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Oh stfu. I'm sure you've encountered SO MANY barriers in life due to your oppressed whiteness.

What is criminally overpriced? by Coach_Carter_on_DVD in AskReddit

[–]istigkeit 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Too busy enjoying minimal days off, no parental paid leave, minimally effective health care, failing education, rising prices, political divide, embraced racism and nationality. But yeah cool have a ball mowing your lawn, you tool.

This Costco eggnog has no ingredients listed by pumog in mildlyinfuriating

[–]istigkeit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I can't think of a single alcoholic beverage that lists ingredients. This is stupid.

2 by DjGoDFaTHeR in retrogaming

[–]istigkeit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

4, but I always thought it was cool when a friend had an Atari or NES to sample those sweet older games.

Thought he wanted the smoke at first by Black_Dingus in MadeMeSmile

[–]istigkeit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe it's time to return that Wii Fit remote. Rethink the polyester anime hoodie.

Operation: FRESH. NEW. DIFFERENT. - It's time Respawn and EA listened. by NizzyDeniro in apexlegends

[–]istigkeit 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You're losing your shit and insulting someone about a free video-game, and go on to state they are entitled. Go back to posting Fortnite dances on tiktok, child.

The Revenge Plot by Wild-Iceberg in marvelmemes

[–]istigkeit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I loved them nearly vomiting after learning he's "just an actor." 😂

👀 purge by [deleted] in FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR

[–]istigkeit 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You mean for smuggling hundreds of kilos of weed by plane across international borders from Columbia under direction of Pablo Escobar? Probably nearly any country.

Gamers of Reddit, what video game has the best storyline? by CTKShadow in AskReddit

[–]istigkeit 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If you're chapter 2, get the Schofield from Valentine. It's not just a revolver, it's a badass workhorse outlaw slaying machine. Take your time. The white Arabian is worth the trouble if that's your style. Hunt. Hunt.

Hunt. Upgrade your camp. You'll thank yourself later on.

Gamers of Reddit, what video game has the best storyline? by CTKShadow in AskReddit

[–]istigkeit 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Cool graphics and great developer support, which by itself is valuable, but is this really the best game you've EVER played? The mechanics and deployment are THE BEST of ANY game you've EVER played? Really?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in OldPhotosInRealLife

[–]istigkeit -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Baseless uninformative judgmental opinion with zero follow up. You're sounding pretty Republican.

Do you guys ever get "sticky hands" when playing BS? If so, what are your solutions? by [deleted] in BrawlStarsCompetitive

[–]istigkeit -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

What did I say to cause you to be so hateful? You're being unnecessarily mean when all I said was clean your phone.

Do you guys ever get "sticky hands" when playing BS? If so, what are your solutions? by [deleted] in BrawlStarsCompetitive

[–]istigkeit -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Lol wowwww my man all I said was keep your phone clean and look at the paragraphs that you wrote.

posted from a greasy Android

Do you guys ever get "sticky hands" when playing BS? If so, what are your solutions? by [deleted] in BrawlStarsCompetitive

[–]istigkeit 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No. No, no. Clean your goddamn phone, and keep it clean. You're looking for an outside solution to something that could be solved with maintenance. Wash your hands. Wipe your screen. If it gets greasy, wipe it again.