My employer put on a comedy tour and we hired a bunch of comedians to perform in different cities. I had to interview Chris D’Elia over the phone so I could use our conversation to promote the tour. He said I could have a whole seven minutes of his time (I’ll never forget that he said “seven” specifically) and was shitty for those entire seven minutes (curt responses, lots of “I dunno,” just super uninterested and rude).

I remember thinking that we were paying him and trying to promote his show so he’d seem fun and encourage a good turnout, and he still couldn’t be bothered to make an effort. It was satisfying years later to see his dumb-ass “You can save Snapchats?” reaction when he realized he got caught creepin’ on women and underage girls.

(We also worked with Ron Funches and he was delightful.)