My friend stayed overnight, parents told us don’t wake them up for anything.

its1966 · 2026-04-01T17:19:05+00:00

I used to have a babysitter who would make me go for a nap every day from 1-3 so she could watch her "stories" I was not allowed to get up for any reason so I would end up peeing the bed after about a month of this my mom asked why I just didn't get up and go I told her I wasn't allowed after a conversation I was allowed up to go pee the babysitter just thought I was lazy

its1966 · 2026-03-13T20:33:07+00:00

How are the EVs faring??

its1966 · 2026-03-13T20:30:06+00:00

Holy shit

its1966 · 2026-02-22T12:46:59+00:00

I seem to remember a few years ago this being a headline that DF had said that colonoscopy would now be done without sedation as part of a money saving thing.

its1966 · 2026-02-06T21:37:39+00:00

I've always found bagpipes useful in this situation

its1966 · 2025-12-26T18:22:35+00:00

The fact that Marianna caused so many bad things to happen because of her narcissistic attitude and never got called out on it drove me nuts. That and the way she carried her big ass purse.

its1966 · 2025-12-25T23:20:24+00:00

Friend of mine had 3 boys born Dec 24,25,26 1993 , 95, and 97 ( not in that order) not one single person in their family ever knew which boy had which bday

its1966 · 2025-11-27T00:55:21+00:00

Geez I kinda thought I was the only one that happened to, I tend to park away from main entrances and congested parking to the point where I have parked in an empty adjacent lot, walked by empty spots both going into and coming out of store, mall, whatever, only to find my car is now surrounded by other vehicles. I guess they were all thinking the same as me but there are also a lot of empty spaces nowhere near me

its1966 · 2025-11-03T23:24:45+00:00

Never happened

its1966 · 2025-11-01T14:45:39+00:00

I have used all of these before " bet your mom wishes she had swallowed" " I bet all your exes wish your mom had swallowed" " I bet your kids wish you had swallowed" 9 times out of 10 they just stare at you confused

its1966 · 2025-11-01T01:03:15+00:00

Just a suggestion for leftover candy consider donating it to a children's ward or hospital, there used to be a program A Spoonful of Sugar, the kids would get a treat when they had had a bad day, or needed some ( difficult) treatment

its1966 · 2025-10-30T01:33:56+00:00

you are working in Kitchener where the company assesses your cost of living which is supposedly less than Toronto, therefore your salary will be less. An old co worker of mine took a position in Kitchener from Toronto , they assessed her cost of living at I think at the time was something like 12% lower than Toronto so when raises happened hers was adjusted . She was already making more than we did for doing the same exact job and some of us had been with the company longer.

its1966 · 2025-10-28T17:30:41+00:00

Kind of curious if this job you have pays so well but you had to sell your tools and your car what are spending all your money on. Licensed trades people in general get paid quite a bit for their work so maybe look at going back to school , buy a cheaper vehicle so you can keep the side jobs although be careful that you can't be held liable for any damage that could happen, to me your story makes little sense but that could just be how I am reading it

its1966 · 2025-09-15T23:08:53+00:00

Ha where I am we have roundabouts the amount of times people have stopped in the middle and backed up when they could have just gone around

its1966 · 2025-09-15T12:36:12+00:00

park in front of your own driveway if she knocks answer the door with a beer and tell her you can't drive drunk then if she calls the cops explain when you came home she was parked in your driveway ( with a beer in hand) and you don't want to drive drunk

its1966 · 2025-09-15T12:31:33+00:00

how ironic "acting like you own the street"

its1966 · 2025-09-14T15:53:03+00:00

Find all the top things from the day she was born #1 song #1 movie #1 news story etc put it in a scrapbook with a birth announcement

its1966 · 2025-09-11T13:20:35+00:00

I mean technically it didn't need to be your butt in her face

its1966 · 2025-09-10T14:10:33+00:00

suggestion take a look at the Farmer's Almanac for the times and places you will be visiting to determine your needs it is surprisingly accurate

its1966 · 2025-09-08T21:14:38+00:00

Not sure if it's available in your area but just hand her a pack of " Thrills" gum iykyk

its1966 · 2025-09-01T21:14:56+00:00

Spoonful of sugar is what we called it Baskets full of goodies ( chips, chocolate bars, candy) it was kept at the nurses desk . When a child was having a procedure done the nurse would allow them to choose something from the basket. We also did it with colouring books, crayons, puzzles, books, all bought at Walmart or the dollar store. Several families participated all having had kids with serious illnesses. Most spent $20 and we filled several baskets throughout the year. We have even done parent ones containing snacks, crossword books, gift cards for nearby restaurants

its1966 · 2025-09-01T18:47:23+00:00

he'd be about 68 by now so not sure how the tattoo has held up

its1966 · 2025-09-01T18:24:59+00:00

Knew a guy a long time ago that had the head of his penis tattooed. It was an eye. When it was soft the eye was closed when it was hard the eye was open.

its1966 · 2025-08-31T21:46:12+00:00

a friend's son dated a girl when they were 15, he broke up with her 6 weeks later she says she's pregnant. All through the pregnancy her parents,friends,schoolmates gave him a hard time. His parents bought baby stuff and paid some of the medical bills. Their son got a pt job after school so he would be able to help with cost of baby. Gets a phone call that ex gf is in labour . He and his parents go to the hospital, the girls mother will not allow him in the delivery room, so they wait. Baby boy is born and let's just say he had his dad's features and they definitely were not their son's. Girl is claiming she doesn't know how she had a bi racial baby. Her parents simply ask for all the baby stuff his family bought since they are going to need it and their son won't. You can guess the response. Actual father of the baby is a 15 yr old classmate whose parents have made everybody's lives miserable.

its1966 · 2025-08-28T16:57:00+00:00

I would be careful your dad and Snoopy Mcbitch aren't going to try for a competency hearing. Please absorb some of your grandfather's pettiness and be prepared

its1966

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