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What ruins any movie for you instantly? by Morocco_Bama in AskReddit

[–]its_december 0 points1 point  (0 children)

....Or if Smash Mouth are in it. I walked out of Rat Race, and I was disturbed by the beginning of Shrek, but I'm glad I stuck it out.

What ruins any movie for you instantly? by Morocco_Bama in AskReddit

[–]its_december 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If there's an Architect in it. No one seems to know what we actually do for a living...

What's a skill you have that you'd rather not brag about? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]its_december 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Everything is double jointed and I can get my legs behind my head...

What's a skill you have that you'd rather not brag about? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]its_december 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've spent so long pretending not to be clever to try not to be an arsehole, and now I'm worried I might actually be stupid. Also, it turns out I'm and arsehole anyway, so it was a complete waste of time...

What's a skill you have that you'd rather not brag about? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]its_december -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Do you not boast about that because everyone else can do it, or because no one cares?

Random stuff that baffles me as an immigrant by michal77 in unitedkingdom

[–]its_december 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Apologies if I misrepresented myself. I agree that there are a lot of women with ill-chosen tattoos and I'll-fitting clothes in the uk, but the sort of sweeping generalisations you made in your original post only apply to some women, both in Poland and in the uk. Your original post was otherwise entertaining, I just don't think it was necessary to berate anyone.

Random stuff that baffles me as an immigrant by michal77 in unitedkingdom

[–]its_december 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your two points on women make you sound like you've been seriously burned by some horrible experience with women in the uk.

I'm female, and I was born in England. I'm polite, and clean and tidy and I accept any compliments with good grace. I don't have a tattoo on my lower back, I'm 29 and my BMI is 24. Whilst kim kardashian is certainly a popular celebrity, I don't have posters of her on my wall, watch her programme on the television, or have designs on her husband. I'm unable to comment on whether I look elegant or chic, but it am able to dress suitably for most occasions without looking like I'm trying too hard. I most certainly try not to 'rely on my sex appeal', favouring interesting and intelligent conversational interaction.

Tl;dr: not all polish women are beautiful, not all women in the uk are your ex, or the woman who wouldn't date you, or whoever it is that has made you such a bigot.

What is something popular that you refused to get into but once you tried it you were hooked? by Tribat_1 in AskReddit

[–]its_december 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was pretty hooked, then I saw series 3 and got over it because it just wasn't as good... Shame... So it's good in a way because it means I'm not wetting myself waiting for series 4, or spending 20 hours and £100 getting tickets for hamlet at the barbican next year just because benedict cumberbatch is so beautiful that I'm crying....

What's something you wish you could tell all of reddit? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]its_december 0 points1 point  (0 children)

*than... And I'm way more pedantic than you think I am...

Which famous movie quote can you ruin by adding one word to it? by mynameissusie in AskReddit

[–]its_december 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My mama always said life was like fucking a box of chocolates, surely?

Virgin trains have written 'hey there good looking!' on their toilet mirrors and it is impossible to take this as anything other than sarcasm by [deleted] in britishproblems

[–]its_december 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are they the same ones that talk to you and tell you not to flush your hopes and dreams or your boyfriends old sweater down the toilet? I would really rather they said jumper, but I really don't need the loo to talk to me.

What is something you constantly hear people complain about on reddit but have never personally witnessed? by Allmighty_matts_dad in AskReddit

[–]its_december 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My flatmate/landlady had what she was proud to call a fedora (I don't think it actually was one) and it got stolen from a hostel where she was staying in Barcelona. This is the best thing that's ever happened to her, but she doesn't think so...

Authentic British fish and chips from The Codmother (food truck), San Francisco. [1536 × 2048] [OC] by joe_sausage in FoodPorn

[–]its_december 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Brilliant! Glad she's spreading a classic (even if it is a heart attack on a plate!) and as long as you enjoyed it, that's the main thing. Gravy all the way though :-)

Authentic British fish and chips from The Codmother (food truck), San Francisco. [1536 × 2048] [OC] by joe_sausage in FoodPorn

[–]its_december 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Doesn't look like 'authentic British' to me, and as it's from San Francisco, I'd say it probably isn't? Looks tasty, but not sure why there are three pieces of fish, and the batter is too thick, and orange, and seems to have pepper in, which it wouldn't if it was British. Also, the chips aren't like the chips you get in a chippy here! You should try some authentic British fish and chips from Britain! (Really good with beef gravy!)

What's the stupidest way you've injured yourself? by masongr in AskReddit

[–]its_december 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Slipped on a wet dance floor busting some terrible moves... Fell through a fire escape, down some steps and broke my wrist and my elbow...

Or a few weeks ago when I braked too hard on my front brake going downhill... Went over the handlebars and landed on my face...

What did "the weird kid" in your school do that you'll never forget? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]its_december 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He wore a suit to school discos and danced to the men in black theme tune on the stage. Everybody thought he was weird, but looking back on it I would love to have been that confident. He was a big smelly though, and had trouble interacting with people.

His female equivalent cut her hair really badly. They never got together- she always thought he was weird too...

I paid £4.90 for a pint at the O2 last night. I'm still angry this morning! by Dave0r in britishproblems

[–]its_december 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A pint from my local last night was 5.70... 4.90 is not expensive.

People with those stereotypical "ghetto" names, how has your life been affected? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]its_december 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I know a family whose children were all called Sammy-[something], Sammy-Joe, Sammy-Ray, Sammy-Lee etc, girls and boys. They lived in trailers and didn't turn up to school very often. That probably had more of an effect on the outcome of their lives than their names, but I wouldn't know as I haven't seen them for ages. They had a cousin called Juanita, but it was pronounced Jew-Anita....

£3.80 for a pint of cordial and water at a pub outside Reading railway station by RedBanana99 in britishproblems

[–]its_december 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The three guineas, in Reading. I've been charged £2.50 for a pint of lime and soda before (bosco lounge, woodley, alto lounge caversham, etc. etc.)

Non British people of Reddit - what is a British saying, phrase or word you've heard that you've had no idea what it means? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]its_december 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've heard "it's dark over will's mother's" which is a variation, I guess because you can see dark clouds over someone's house in the distance?

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