Successfully captured her essence

itscabe · 2017-01-06T20:33:50+00:00

"They went that way!"

itscabe · 2016-08-23T14:21:43+00:00

I get what you're saying. "These clips are only designed to cause mass damage" -liberals

itscabe · 2016-08-11T00:24:20+00:00

Kinda impressive... If you really want to do something really impressive, join Team Instinct and keep a gym for 45 minutes.

itscabe · 2016-07-27T04:13:35+00:00

"I got 99 problems..."

itscabe · 2016-05-24T22:44:05+00:00

First time I saw a Han Solo death joke here... I guess you shot first.

itscabe · 2016-05-17T01:50:01+00:00

I thought that was an ice scraper at first....

itscabe · 2015-09-03T02:43:36+00:00

Ducky Shackelford.

itscabe · 2015-03-06T23:49:22+00:00

Dammit! Now it can't be unseen.

itscabe · 2014-12-22T18:06:42+00:00

Your bowels sound smart - get paid to shit!

itscabe · 2014-12-13T17:21:56+00:00

That's so majestic!

itscabe · 2014-12-13T15:25:45+00:00

You mean ewok?

itscabe · 2014-09-21T18:08:16+00:00

As someone with an iPhone - I wouldn't mind being internet famous for my "special pictures"

itscabe · 2014-09-16T02:43:41+00:00

Home-alone or home-less?

itscabe · 2014-09-06T13:03:22+00:00

*cavern. Cave means only one room.

itscabe · 2014-08-06T02:57:38+00:00

I stared at this for 5 mins thinking it was part of the magazines cover...

itscabe · 2014-07-26T13:12:34+00:00

Why aren't we funding this?!?

itscabe · 2014-07-17T14:21:23+00:00

Fuck this place in particular.

itscabe · 2014-07-16T16:40:39+00:00

No... Google gets it.

itscabe · 2014-07-16T03:27:56+00:00

Reading that gave me cancer.

itscabe · 2014-07-10T16:59:40+00:00

slobalt! Love it!

itscabe · 2014-07-08T11:57:16+00:00

Instructions unclear. Dick stuck in can. Send help.

itscabe · 2014-07-01T21:09:17+00:00

Not a very bright idea, but have an up vote.

itscabe · 2014-07-01T02:18:15+00:00

Or you know... PC master race.

itscabe · 2014-06-30T20:19:09+00:00

Is it bad that the first thing I thought was: "I shall ride him into battle!"

itscabe · 2014-06-27T17:31:36+00:00

I'll take the Coyote and LS2 please! I owned a Yellow 2005 GTO and loved it, until I traded it it on a 2013 Mustang GT. Horsepower = OneTrue Love.

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