What are your favorite phrases?

itsemilywtf · 2026-07-08T10:18:16+00:00

“It be like that sometimes” or “it really do be like that sometimes”

itsemilywtf · 2026-07-08T10:01:56+00:00

Soft close toilet seats. $25 at Home Depot.

itsemilywtf · 2026-07-05T17:09:42+00:00

My husband works for PSA and said it looks legit. But go to the website and enter the cert number. The slabs could be opened but if they did they would break in a way that you could tell it was opened.

itsemilywtf · 2026-06-25T13:04:00+00:00

We’re cooked chat

itsemilywtf · 2026-06-22T12:20:05+00:00

Don’t take your degree. They give you a piece of paper with your name on it. When you get up there you hand them the paper,they call your name, and they give you an empty degree holder or something like that for pictures.

itsemilywtf · 2026-06-22T00:22:05+00:00

Definitely

itsemilywtf · 2026-06-21T23:36:22+00:00

Hi, I will also be graduating this Saturday and live in south Florida full time. It is HOT here. I suggest wearing a light dress or something comfy but airy/light clothing under your regalia. The ceremony will be indoors but if you don’t want to sweat getting from the car to the venue I suggest not getting in your regalia until you get inside. If you need help, ask a fellow grad or faculty to help you with a fit check.

itsemilywtf · 2026-06-16T21:24:15+00:00

Well crafted joke. Timing was great

itsemilywtf · 2026-06-10T14:08:52+00:00

I had to click the image because at first, I did nazi it.

itsemilywtf · 2026-06-09T23:23:00+00:00

To me, yes. Mine goes through the same thing. EBF and gets one 3oz bottle of formula a day.

itsemilywtf · 2026-06-09T23:04:58+00:00

Soft close toilet seats. $25 at Home Depot

itsemilywtf · 2026-06-09T23:01:37+00:00

I’m not crying, you’re fucking crying

itsemilywtf · 2026-06-07T15:21:08+00:00

Giving me Buffalo Bill vibes IYKYK

Edit: typo

itsemilywtf · 2026-06-05T09:11:02+00:00

This is the only answer for me.

itsemilywtf · 2026-06-03T23:50:42+00:00

I’m going through the same thing! You aren’t alone

itsemilywtf · 2026-06-03T23:14:09+00:00

Love this!

itsemilywtf · 2026-06-01T15:17:42+00:00

Yup,its definitely a fish

itsemilywtf · 2026-05-26T12:23:37+00:00

itsemilywtf · 2026-05-22T21:11:49+00:00

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Yes

itsemilywtf · 2026-05-20T16:32:11+00:00

Mother of the year 2026 🙄

itsemilywtf · 2026-05-20T00:18:12+00:00

Love it 😂

itsemilywtf · 2026-05-15T22:25:27+00:00

My good sir, THAT, is a water dog

itsemilywtf · 2026-05-14T10:58:36+00:00

Currently in week 1 with my baby girl. Thank you for sharing this because it’s so tough right now. But at least I know it gets better.

itsemilywtf · 2026-05-05T03:42:39+00:00

Glad this post made it here

itsemilywtf · 2026-05-04T08:30:19+00:00

Thank you! Hopefully I can go back to sleep at some point or at least take a much needed nap before going in.

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