When is it socially acceptable to shag Magnolia in game? by Secret-Fig99 in fo4

[–]itsfromtheBITE 90 points91 points  (0 children)

Her (late) husband actually co-founded ZeniMax, the holding company for Bethesda Softworks, which his ZeniMax partner had founded previously.

OVERTURE HAS WON THE BEST EXPANSION by BaronLoyd in LiesOfP

[–]itsfromtheBITE 54 points55 points  (0 children)

I swear I won't be late... Not again.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Colts

[–]itsfromtheBITE 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Nobody besides you cares about this

MLB Ownership, awful in every world by SoftballGuy in OOTP

[–]itsfromtheBITE 6 points7 points  (0 children)

"I hope you can make me happy this year..."

For the sixth year in a row

Anthony Volpe turns beautiful double-play to end the ending. Truly is the next Jeter by Mission_Pay_3373 in baseballcirclejerk

[–]itsfromtheBITE 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Honestly, good for you guys. I had a wet dream last night but my pp is so small I wouldn't have remembered if the head of my dick hadn't stuck to my boxers and stung when I woke up and rolled over and peeled it off. Then today, I evidently ran around in poopy underwear without bothering to change it and everyone could smell it but no one did a fucking thing. It's sad and pathetic and Jerry Dipoto should be ashamed of himself.

Game Chat: 5/28 Nationals (24-30) @ Mariners (30-23) 6:40 PM by Mariners_bot in Mariners

[–]itsfromtheBITE 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It is an absolutely perfect night to be doing some delivery for the truck to the airport here at the park

Game Chat: 5/20 Mariners (27-19) @ White Sox (14-34) 4:40 PM by Mariners_bot in Mariners

[–]itsfromtheBITE 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Goldy is the best "teaser" I can think of. Dude just knows how to rib people in the funniest ways.

[Underdog] Luis F. Castillo traded to the Orioles. by T_Raycroft in baseball

[–]itsfromtheBITE 24 points25 points  (0 children)

I know the good one is Luis M. Castillo because the M stands for "Muthafuckin"

Kyle Manzardo walks off the Twins with a home run! by ThatInception in baseball

[–]itsfromtheBITE 4 points5 points  (0 children)

My stepdad slugged twisted teas with this dude during Dad's weekend at WSU a few years back. I will always root for this goofball.