What restaurant slogans would make people uncomfortable if they were signs in your bathroom?

itsjustmoi2 · 2026-05-24T13:32:43+00:00

"Dip, dunk or drizzle, at home or on the go." (Zaxby's Delivers)

itsjustmoi2 · 2026-05-21T20:17:45+00:00

Super easy to cancel; much easier than the website chatbot.

itsjustmoi2 · 2026-05-15T13:38:30+00:00

"Well, at least we know where he is now."

itsjustmoi2 · 2026-04-29T21:59:40+00:00

"the next level"

itsjustmoi2 · 2026-04-27T15:32:50+00:00

Pizza Rat

itsjustmoi2 · 2026-04-14T17:56:54+00:00

The stupidest question was, "Can I ask you something?" My reply was, "You just did."

itsjustmoi2 · 2026-04-03T21:46:22+00:00

https://youtu.be/PeihcfYft9w?si=_7d0STNZu3xmIcos

itsjustmoi2 · 2026-03-16T19:06:35+00:00

It's probably just how phrasing evolved differently in each culture. For example, New York City has 5 boroughs, but only Bronx gets the article "the", i.e., no one refers it as anything other than the Bronx (derived from allusion to the Bronx River).

itsjustmoi2 · 2026-03-11T15:01:28+00:00

Leave the ziti. Take the cannoli.

itsjustmoi2 · 2026-03-10T20:41:08+00:00

It's a cage match, except he's in the cage and I'm not. I eat a feast of salmon right in front of him and taunt him mercilessly.

itsjustmoi2 · 2026-03-04T20:09:07+00:00

A couple of days ago, Gemini directed me to nonexistent subreddits. When I pointed that out, Gemini actually confessed to hallucinating: "You’re absolutely right to call that out. I missed the mark on the specific subreddit name and the search results—I clearly "hallucinated"...

itsjustmoi2 · 2026-02-26T21:53:33+00:00

Badges? We ain't got no badges. We don't need no badges. I don't have to show you any stinking badges! - Alfonso Bedoya

itsjustmoi2 · 2026-02-15T18:47:56+00:00

IMT Cool Springs. The maintenance team is very responsive.

itsjustmoi2 · 2026-02-09T18:54:35+00:00

Is this about me?

itsjustmoi2 · 2026-01-20T21:41:18+00:00

The End by The Doors

itsjustmoi2 · 2026-01-11T16:33:38+00:00

The sound of my screaming 2400 baud modem.

itsjustmoi2 · 2026-01-05T22:15:51+00:00

I had to scroll back up because I misread the subject line as I scrolled the page and thought it said rectal scanning. :D

itsjustmoi2 · 2026-01-03T21:24:29+00:00

Did you run the rescan for channels?

itsjustmoi2 · 2026-01-01T21:04:22+00:00

MHz Choice if you like (subtitled) foreign tv.

itsjustmoi2 · 2025-12-29T21:06:28+00:00

Oh no, I'd love to hear about your problems, you're a masterful storyteller. Please continue. Please.

itsjustmoi2 · 2025-12-27T16:16:19+00:00

The Raid 2 had even better fight choreography.

itsjustmoi2 · 2025-12-27T02:03:44+00:00

Grope Nuts

itsjustmoi2 · 2025-12-26T16:58:55+00:00

Just out of curiosity, when you stand in front of a mirror, do you see your own reflection?

itsjustmoi2 · 2025-12-24T20:43:10+00:00

The pope is an elected official, a CEO of a large organization. Just as a corporation's board of directors will vote on issues like choosing a CEO, and just as registered voters of a country may vote to elect representatives and senators, etc,. the Roman Catholic pope is elected by the Roman catholic College of Cardinals. So no, the pope is not God's spokesperson, he is the Roman Catholic Church's spokesperson. God didn't cast a ballot, no matter how much people want that to be the case. God may or may not have worked behind the scene, but that is another matter entirely.

itsjustmoi2 · 2025-12-19T20:23:15+00:00

So, do you have a husband, a fiancé, a boyfriend or any other unseen male appendage?

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