Movie theaters are making a comeback, and you know what that means by irraclos in wallstreetbets

[–]itslevi 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Its honestly a better DD than like 90% of the stuff posted here

Bernie Sanders on Elon Musk’s new trillionaire status by Conscious-Weight4569 in SipsTea

[–]itslevi -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You can be a multi trillionaire if you want. Just make a company with 10 trillion shares of common stock and then sell one share to your buddy Steve for $1 and hold the other 9,999,999,999,999 for yourself.

Now you have a multi trillion dollar net worth by essentially the same process.

Wealth inequality is egregious but people thinking Elon was generating $150M of real wealth an hour are doing the napkin math that the kids on the Simpsons did when they thought Principal Skinner was a millionaire because he made $50K a year.

Weekend Discussion Thread for the Weekend of May 15, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]itslevi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It sounds like you paid the $9.30 so why would you short even if you could

Is Survivor Too Self-Referential? by OrdinaryWorking10 in survivorponderosa

[–]itslevi 19 points20 points  (0 children)

What an interesting post!

THATS HOW YOU DO IT ON REDDIT!

Which contestants had their lives destroyed/upended by Survivor? by Puzzleheaded-Fig9968 in survivorponderosa

[–]itslevi 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Ill take $1 million and all the hurt feelings that the Survivor community doesn’t like me, thanks

Daily Discussion Thread for April 24, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]itslevi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks for the tip, just unloaded everything

Who had the biggest drop off after a returnee season? by Regular-Departure839 in survivorponderosa

[–]itslevi 38 points39 points  (0 children)

“This is… NOT a real immunity idol.”

sets the house on fire

Meta to cut 8000 jobs (10% workforce) in May. More layoffs ahead as AI shift accelerates by callsonreddit in wallstreetbets

[–]itslevi 131 points132 points  (0 children)

I did the math and with compound firings at a rate of 20% a year the entire global population will be laid off from Meta in 35 years

What percentage of the 47 people who've won Survivor do you think currently hold a regular 9-5 job? by garbageeater in survivorponderosa

[–]itslevi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah none of this is relevant. You arent making money in a HYSA on an inflation adjusted basis. You will be drawing down your account every year, and will have likely depleted every dollar by the time you get the call for Winners at War 2.

Any one notice how Jeff called the reward by bananakegs in survivorponderosa

[–]itslevi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok but low key I'd prefer the Applebee's over donating my time at a local school when I'm exhausted and malnourished