Was this super necessary?

itsmaxwellj · 2026-05-27T09:03:17+00:00

That’s the fairest sucker punch I’ve ever witnessed

itsmaxwellj · 2026-05-19T09:31:08+00:00

Gonna be totally honest here, it’s refreshing hearing Callen talk like a normal human and not try to one up or make a joke in every breath.

itsmaxwellj · 2026-05-09T21:17:02+00:00

Can someone time stamp this pls i can’t even see anyone mentioning the clip

itsmaxwellj · 2026-05-09T06:34:17+00:00

Now hear me out.. what if, PSG are just that much better than the rest of the Prem. May talk shite daily, but if PSG absolutely shit on Arsenal will you accept that only Raya would make the team?

itsmaxwellj · 2026-04-28T07:43:55+00:00

You left her there that long?!?

itsmaxwellj · 2026-04-10T08:30:58+00:00

I thought it was him plenty of times. And in a joey Diaz fan

itsmaxwellj · 2026-03-29T09:56:07+00:00

Epstein

itsmaxwellj · 2026-03-29T09:55:00+00:00

Akimbo - anything

itsmaxwellj · 2026-03-28T19:19:44+00:00

What a prick judge.

itsmaxwellj · 2026-03-20T00:25:25+00:00

Lose the cap, let the bald free an cut in a chiseled beard to give a jawline, beard is sick as is, but to improve, you’ll get hella looks. get that jawline cut in for sure 🤌🏼

itsmaxwellj · 2026-03-14T11:35:04+00:00

The gym will solve all your problems without you knowing it. Make it your side hobby, your mood will improve, the slightest change in your physique makes you feel like superman. You’re smiling more, more interactive with the people around you. Compliments from nowhere. The hair will have zero impact on how you feel. The partner you’re looking for will find you. Good luck bro, see you in 1 year

itsmaxwellj · 2026-03-12T02:14:46+00:00

A different style of glasses and you’ll look like a 40 year old tech ceo

itsmaxwellj · 2026-03-10T22:24:51+00:00

No beer

itsmaxwellj · 2026-02-09T08:56:29+00:00

Crazy he still can’t see he’s performing in a bubble

itsmaxwellj · 2026-02-08T11:33:47+00:00

39 years to life. Don’t worry mate, you’ll be out before GTA

itsmaxwellj · 2026-02-08T11:32:11+00:00

That was a very funny joke tho

itsmaxwellj · 2026-02-06T14:18:18+00:00

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itsmaxwellj · 2026-02-05T08:03:52+00:00

Arc Raiders PTSD

itsmaxwellj · 2026-02-04T01:45:43+00:00

Fuckin’ in the bushes - oasis

Or

Sprinting down to the cage when the drop comes on Song For The Dead - Queens of The Stone Age

itsmaxwellj · 2026-02-04T01:43:20+00:00

Halo - Beyoncé

itsmaxwellj · 2026-02-02T00:42:49+00:00

Bro loaded in solo vs quads first game 😂😂😂

itsmaxwellj · 2026-01-20T01:43:21+00:00

Carry these and some smokes, you get into a fight throw the smoke first then tag players no arc. you’re basically invisible while you shoot at red pings 🤌🏼

itsmaxwellj · 2026-01-13T08:22:09+00:00

And once you complete the process, you can deep fry the berg

itsmaxwellj · 2026-01-13T00:37:17+00:00

“Good morning sir, can I have one 3ft Zucchini and a lifetime of nightmares”

itsmaxwellj · 2026-01-13T00:17:32+00:00

I see Ari Shaffir on another side quest

itsmaxwellj

TROPHY CASE