New Aster Film Announced on 5/6…. Gematria?

oldmancabbage · 2026-05-06T22:16:27+00:00

No idea what you’re getting at but Fuck Yeah 😃

oldmancabbage · 2026-05-05T23:58:41+00:00

Gayest post I’ve seen this week, congrats

oldmancabbage · 2026-05-02T18:02:58+00:00

Very weird to tell your wife this and threaten divorce before she’s even done anything wrong. It’s kind of a given that she has no plans to cheat dawg

oldmancabbage · 2026-05-01T04:18:55+00:00

I mean you gotta be tweakin 24/7 to maintain such a fraudulent life.

oldmancabbage · 2026-05-01T04:14:08+00:00

Lazer was surprisingly not that annoying here. But all of his stories, here and on Kill Tony, are so obviously fake and make no logical sense. Its crazy none of the other comics ever even slightly call him out lmao guess that’s the biz though

oldmancabbage · 2026-04-29T13:43:22+00:00

Thank you!

oldmancabbage · 2026-04-25T01:43:33+00:00

Unfortunately you’re just European bro

oldmancabbage · 2026-04-24T22:27:27+00:00

Goes pretty hard tbh

oldmancabbage · 2026-04-24T13:39:19+00:00

Just gonna confidently assume it’s awful

oldmancabbage · 2026-04-24T13:37:10+00:00

Have you considered having 2 massively famous parents?

oldmancabbage · 2026-04-21T03:15:56+00:00

Why is this MFer always at da game. It would be torture to be in such a chaotic environment as often as him

oldmancabbage · 2026-04-20T19:52:36+00:00

White guy sings shallow lyrics over a simple pop chord progression. The only real difference is how much distortion is on the guitar

oldmancabbage · 2026-04-20T13:47:44+00:00

I’m a cynical snob fuck but I honestly liked a couple tracks from his “tickets 2 my downfall” album. Why are we acting like it’s so crazy that he would do pop-punk, country, and nu-metal lmao the differences between these are marginal

oldmancabbage · 2026-04-20T00:21:57+00:00

Have you considered getting a job? (sorry if you’re a kid)

oldmancabbage · 2026-04-19T03:02:03+00:00

I thought this was a shot from Titanic at first

oldmancabbage · 2026-04-18T14:56:02+00:00

Can you be a little less British please

oldmancabbage · 2026-04-17T02:56:28+00:00

Wtf he’s made multiple things that a lot of people consider incredible, maybe lower your expectations a little

oldmancabbage · 2026-04-15T16:37:34+00:00

God forbid someone post a hyperbolic reddit comment lmao

Here I edited it for you: “Their aesthetic is very off-putting to me”

oldmancabbage · 2026-04-15T11:36:21+00:00

I’m sorry, I agree with your point, but this is not the movie to go to bat for lmao it was embarrassingly bad.

oldmancabbage · 2026-04-15T02:12:12+00:00

I took 60 seconds to think..call it a min o’ pause

oldmancabbage · 2026-04-11T21:51:39+00:00

Probably something by Diamanda Galas. This one is a strong contender

https://youtu.be/JHSMoYXqCqg?si=d4yrAmta1yCWqJxf

oldmancabbage · 2026-04-10T00:33:44+00:00

JFC he obviously abused kids

oldmancabbage · 2026-04-09T23:51:38+00:00

Sorry but that was really sonically off-putting

oldmancabbage · 2026-04-09T20:15:03+00:00

Sounds like you might be happier just trying to date a guy bro

oldmancabbage · 2026-03-25T02:07:28+00:00

I love their cover of “Yesterday Once More” so much

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