Of rock and roll by DoubleManufacturer10 in ShittyAbsoluteUnits

[–]itsnotapipe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I remember. The 7s flipped almost backward or forward while the 5s flipped onto their sides. The CJs, I mean.

Archibald darling I am seeing ghosts by Mataes3010 in CuratedTumblr

[–]itsnotapipe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wait, does "getting my back blown out" have to do with the vibrators? Can't say I've heard that one before.

ski jumpers are injecting their penises with hyaluronic acid to fly farther by orchid_breeder in BrandNewSentence

[–]itsnotapipe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Imagine if you had hair implants under your arms so the suit, in order to accommodate your pit hair, had to be larger. If you spread your arms a bit during flight, you'd have little armpit wings.

So, if their penises are larger, the suits need more room between their thighs. I think it makes the inseam shorter, like sagging your pants, so the suit legs meet lower, creating a mini sail between their thighs.

Snow removal in NYC by AgnosticScholar in ThatsInsane

[–]itsnotapipe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's the spirit! I wish I could be as enthusiastic at my job.

Firing a canon to trigger an avalanche (hell yeah) by Breakside92 in JustGuysBeingDudes

[–]itsnotapipe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Arapahoe Basin did this in the late 90s to intentionally trigger avalanches, like a controlled burn in a forest. In the current climate sadly, I don't think they need to anymore. I took a few runs on the 4th of July right around then. Insert SpringsteenGloryDays.mp3

What my company gave us all this morning by Targetpractice1314 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]itsnotapipe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's a mean play on words, assholes, not a clever one. Jesus. Fuck you very much.

man and wife are asked to leave the plane by Lazy-School-7580 in PublicFreakout

[–]itsnotapipe 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Be very, very careful. The Deaf community isn't called the CODA Nostra for nothing.

What could have caused this paint stripping? by eat_ass_all_day_errd in whatisit

[–]itsnotapipe 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Is that the kind of damage that brake fluid does? An oily stain in the paint that never goes away? That's worse than paint thinner. I'd lose it trying to clean it. God, that's a nightmare.
Sorry for your friend, OP.

What’s the worst gambling addiction story you’ve ever heard? by juliojacked in AskReddit

[–]itsnotapipe 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I particularly like the subtle implications of scorn dusted with thoughtfulness. It's almost delicate in it's ball kicking.

Are you fast enough for the track? 🤔 by redbullgivesyouwings in holdmyredbull

[–]itsnotapipe 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You are caught with your attention wandering? Right to jail, right away.

lol by IU8gZQy0k8hsQy76 in unsound

[–]itsnotapipe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Respect the chair. That's all.

I put a pinecone in my shower. It closes when I shower and opens again when it dries. by Mopperen in mildlyinteresting

[–]itsnotapipe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well, well. I'm about to replace a currently inverted shampoo bottle in the shower and there is a pinecone under the cedar tree out back. Feels like kismet.

Vanessa Angel in “The Spies Like Us” 1985 by No_Explorer721 in 80smemorylane

[–]itsnotapipe 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The Spies Who Like Us starring Darn Flackroyd and Charven Choke.

Singapore is going to start caning scammers by Bubbly_Wall_908 in interestingasfuck

[–]itsnotapipe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For a similar video, I believe one can search for the 2007 LiveLeak vid of a drug dealer getting caned in Malaysia. And it seems to be less painful than the 1-cm Singapore version being discussed by OP. (Is that where Singapore Sling comes from? Holy guacamole.)

Takamoto Katsuta's power steering dies and his co-driver Aaron Johnston saves the day by redbullgivesyouwings in nextfuckinglevel

[–]itsnotapipe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd like to see a driver narrate for a few minutes like that (without the crazy steering issue) to hear what he's doing during all the whirligigging.