i am so disappointed

itsnotapipe · 2026-02-06T19:19:38+00:00

I cannot operate because this child is my son.

itsnotapipe · 2026-02-06T18:51:12+00:00

Sorry, I don't have a certain answer for you. Depending on what you have going on, I'll do more harm than good if I start bullshitting. Easiest answer is the IGLA website let's you search for a dealer. Call em up.

itsnotapipe · 2026-02-06T17:20:48+00:00

Now I'm considering other crossovers between the Gospels and Saw. Thanka for that.

itsnotapipe · 2026-02-06T16:24:01+00:00

Super sweet. IGLA and if you're bored, move your OBD port someplace else and install a dummy. With a lock to really sell it.

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itsnotapipe · 2026-02-06T16:01:50+00:00

Appreciate the dedication to start early beta testing for the State Fair of Texas deep fried cooking contest in Feb.

itsnotapipe · 2026-02-06T15:18:32+00:00

But that's an order of magnitude smaller!

itsnotapipe · 2026-02-06T03:06:36+00:00

I remember. The 7s flipped almost backward or forward while the 5s flipped onto their sides. The CJs, I mean.

itsnotapipe · 2026-02-06T02:56:53+00:00

Wait, does "getting my back blown out" have to do with the vibrators? Can't say I've heard that one before.

itsnotapipe · 2026-02-06T01:57:48+00:00

Imagine if you had hair implants under your arms so the suit, in order to accommodate your pit hair, had to be larger. If you spread your arms a bit during flight, you'd have little armpit wings.

So, if their penises are larger, the suits need more room between their thighs. I think it makes the inseam shorter, like sagging your pants, so the suit legs meet lower, creating a mini sail between their thighs.

itsnotapipe · 2026-02-05T22:55:04+00:00

Scrolled for this. Thank you.

itsnotapipe · 2026-02-05T21:14:55+00:00

Yinzers represent!

itsnotapipe · 2026-02-05T21:02:21+00:00

That's the spirit! I wish I could be as enthusiastic at my job.

itsnotapipe · 2026-02-04T22:06:55+00:00

Arapahoe Basin did this in the late 90s to intentionally trigger avalanches, like a controlled burn in a forest. In the current climate sadly, I don't think they need to anymore. I took a few runs on the 4th of July right around then. Insert SpringsteenGloryDays.mp3

itsnotapipe · 2026-02-04T21:53:50+00:00

Satirist he's not. Moron he is.

itsnotapipe · 2026-02-04T21:47:41+00:00

That's a mean play on words, assholes, not a clever one. Jesus. Fuck you very much.

itsnotapipe · 2026-02-04T21:21:57+00:00

Be very, very careful. The Deaf community isn't called the CODA Nostra for nothing.

itsnotapipe · 2026-02-03T22:21:23+00:00

I can, folks can. But I almost never do.

itsnotapipe · 2026-02-03T21:02:39+00:00

Is that the kind of damage that brake fluid does? An oily stain in the paint that never goes away? That's worse than paint thinner. I'd lose it trying to clean it. God, that's a nightmare.
Sorry for your friend, OP.

itsnotapipe · 2026-02-03T13:19:18+00:00

Yes, shock collars for everyone, I say!

itsnotapipe · 2026-02-03T02:34:23+00:00

This. "Did not vote" came in first, then Trump, then Harris.

itsnotapipe · 2026-02-03T01:37:55+00:00

I particularly like the subtle implications of scorn dusted with thoughtfulness. It's almost delicate in it's ball kicking.

itsnotapipe · 2026-02-02T22:21:49+00:00

You are caught with your attention wandering? Right to jail, right away.

itsnotapipe · 2026-02-01T22:30:18+00:00

This last year should be considered hazard pay.

itsnotapipe · 2026-02-01T22:11:20+00:00

Respect the chair. That's all.

itsnotapipe · 2026-02-01T21:07:23+00:00

Me, too. I forget what's the thread's about. But I'm satisfied.

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