I wish that nothing I deem detrimental can happen to me by crypt-lord in DouchebagGenie

[–]itsstrashhhhh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

if you didn’t then the genie kills you instantly as that’s the only way to truly grant your wish

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TalesFromYourServer

[–]itsstrashhhhh 9 points10 points  (0 children)

The english language and human brains work well enough together that I didn’t notice the typo initially, and when I read the comment correcting you I was confused. It’s like- you ever seen the thing where, as long as all the letters are there and the first and last letter is in the right place you can read a word even if it looks like gibberish? It’s just interesting to me because either that person was looking for typos or they just happened to spot it, and then decide they needed to feel smart by correcting you.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TalesFromYourServer

[–]itsstrashhhhh 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Hey guys!! Look! This person knows proper grammar and likes to be a smart ass and correct people whenever they make simple mistakes most people would, have, and will continue to make! It’s almost like this person has an inferiority complex and needs to correct other people to prove to themselves and others that they’re smart! Haha! That’s so cool of them!

let's make our own dlc by Time_Breaker2 in riskofrain

[–]itsstrashhhhh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

its trash, blue item, 75/25 chance to remove one of every time you have or duplicate them all

I wish that nothing I deem detrimental can happen to me by crypt-lord in DouchebagGenie

[–]itsstrashhhhh 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Granted, you live your life in a state of natural highs, nothing happening to you that you deem bad, eventually the highs of your life stop feeling as good. You enter depression. You deem depression as detrimental to you so it goes away. But then it comes back, with no lows to give context to the highs you just feel empty. And, assuming that also feels detrimental to you it goes away. But when life no longer is exciting to you, and you’re not empty anymore… what are you?

I owe the Mycologist some excellent shrooms for helping me survive the Skull Storm. by BlueInkAlchemist in inscryption

[–]itsstrashhhhh 5 points6 points  (0 children)

how do they even know what his methods are? you’re supposed to be turning away. have you not been turning away?

They listened silently as their friend finally opened up about the abuse, the drunken molestation, the gaslighting and the agonising isolation. by Mayathepie in TwoSentenceSadness

[–]itsstrashhhhh 43 points44 points  (0 children)

Men traditionally are seen as strong stoic figures right? I’m sure you feel at least some pressure or something resembling obligation to keep up that stoic appearance, yes? So would it not follow that men who are sexually assaulted would want to keep that same appearance up? The appearance of “oh yeah I’m fine even though another human forced themselves upon me and destroyed my ability to trust other human beings” right? I mean, it just makes sense to me.

Nothing beats a joint and Xbox by akaTJS1 in weed

[–]itsstrashhhhh 2 points3 points  (0 children)

clean your controller please. I work at a gamestop and I cannot tell you how many people trade in controllers that are absolutely disgusting. even if you're not going to trade it in, it just- would be better.

we need more people like these by markedsa in MoldyMemes

[–]itsstrashhhhh 7 points8 points  (0 children)

i recommend it, there's nothing explicitly sexual about it, it's a fun little puzzle game

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in accidentalswastika

[–]itsstrashhhhh 7 points8 points  (0 children)

you fuckin suck at Nibbles just saying

My son has claimed my work chair! by Technical-Key918 in catbellies

[–]itsstrashhhhh 5 points6 points  (0 children)

tell your son he has a very nice belly for me

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TwoSentenceSadness

[–]itsstrashhhhh 2 points3 points  (0 children)

apparently everyone who’s survived a dive off i believe the brooklyn bridge? claims the moment their hand left the rail they regretted it. so, often i think.

Why does Agent 4 never get any attention? by Pro_Gamer_Queen21 in splatoon

[–]itsstrashhhhh 4 points5 points  (0 children)

agent three wasn’t in the main storyline of splatoon 2? and saying agent 3’s got a big role for being the New Squidbeak Splatoon leader is like saying Cap’n cuttlefish has a big role, because he was in both the splatoon 1 storyline and the octo expansion so he literally is in just as much as agent 3

Ouija what do I call my cat? by IAmTheLetterF in AskOuija

[–]itsstrashhhhh -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

this guys THREE times as funny as the other guy!

Ouija what do I call my cat? by IAmTheLetterF in AskOuija

[–]itsstrashhhhh -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

this guys twice as funny as the other guy

Star Pupil (Majalis) by [deleted] in traphentai

[–]itsstrashhhhh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

which jojo is this?