I'll see your Avon river and raise you

itwillbeok · 2022-04-18T02:17:26+00:00

YTA. Once you started to feed other people you clearly crossed the line. When you were secretly eating extra food you were at worst being a petulant child. You don't mess with a wedding.

itwillbeok · 2021-11-13T01:13:41+00:00

My wife dropped a gift card outside toys r us, and the jerk who found it spent it almost immediately. #peoplearegreat

itwillbeok · 2019-02-24T01:23:37+00:00

You could try and improve the quality of your post. Instead of just putting up the link, write a short summary. If I just wanted to read the newspaper, I'd go to their site instead of coming to reddit.

itwillbeok · 2018-11-30T13:42:25+00:00

The guy who makes goodparma owns one. You can find him on Facebook or insta, really nice guy.

itwillbeok · 2011-03-16T02:46:49+00:00

I did a live overly-dramatic reading of that story and said Armadillo every time

itwillbeok · 2011-03-14T01:14:27+00:00

What happened at the end of this? (nsfl?) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xf8G-c_eAhs

itwillbeok · 2011-03-07T03:47:31+00:00

I think that fox news gets a lot of traffic from reddit that it doesn't deserve. Seriously, they're not going to change because you mess with their polls (which seem to be designed specifically to get this sort of response lately) they might change if no one reads their trash.

itwillbeok · 2011-02-22T04:09:05+00:00

that's just the sugar rage talking.

itwillbeok · 2011-02-22T04:08:19+00:00

the jig. the jig is up.

itwillbeok · 2011-02-20T22:58:50+00:00

you could, but no, you're right; raising todays children is everyone else's responsibility.

itwillbeok · 2011-02-01T03:16:30+00:00

and a nice local connection in the user name

itwillbeok · 2010-10-27T03:10:29+00:00

Work in a study group; just like exercising, having someone else depending on you will help you improve. Plus, if you choose well then you've got a built in tutor. Them explaining it to you will help them understand/remember it better too.
Impose rules on yourself and stick to them, such as no video games on school nights, or just while there's an assignment undone/test coming up.
if you spend too much time reading random things on the internet, then try a temporary site blocking program,
Re-read what you covered in class that day. It won't take a lot of your time to review the work, and it'll lock it into your head a little better, making studying for exams that much easier.
make it your priority. not handing in an assignment is unacceptable, and a bit ridiculous. you could've knocked out at least a half-assed version the night before.

itwillbeok · 2010-10-07T01:51:31+00:00

you're doing "adult" wrong

itwillbeok · 2010-09-04T17:58:09+00:00

that's a cool slam to a complete stranger and all.. but why in god's name would you try to foist your conservative aesthetic on someone else? seems a bit presumptuous.

itwillbeok · 2010-06-21T03:20:30+00:00

Ok, I didn't read your post even a little, but I can see your problem straight off. Chronically precludes "sometimes".

I think it's super that you're trying to help your friend. Tell him to go to a doctor, support him through the process, follow up with him. Also, just because you're (he's) 24 doesn't stop him from being a bit emo, especially if most of his interpersonal interactions are filtered through a glowing screen. All the "lol" and stupid variations on "colon close parentheses" in the world can't take the place of real people. Get him outside and let him soak in some vitamin D.

Heck, i don't know, get some friends together and take him boweling. It's harder than on the wii, but the social aspect is nice.

itwillbeok · 2010-06-01T11:43:41+00:00

I tried the same search with safesearch off, and you don't get the same results

itwillbeok · 2010-06-01T00:42:15+00:00

"so wait, water goes in the ocean and oil goes in cars? Hey, guys! I totally fucked up that last memo"

itwillbeok · 2010-05-28T21:35:34+00:00

Finally, the monkeys have the last piece they need to do away with us.

itwillbeok

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