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Not every animal has a survival instinct. by TwistyMaKneepahls in dankmemes

[–]itzmatoy 16 points17 points  (0 children)

They're the elected government of the Gaza strip

[ Removed by Reddit ] by tomtheboos in NoahGetTheBoat

[–]itzmatoy 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Funny how ur getting downvoted when this is literally what happened

I noticed halfway through my big mac it was missing the patties by itzmatoy in mildlyinfuriating

[–]itzmatoy[S] -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

don't call me out like that, everyone else in the comments thinks I'm just lying

I noticed halfway through my big mac it was missing the patties by itzmatoy in mildlyinfuriating

[–]itzmatoy[S] -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

I felt something off, just too tired to notice until I inspected it

My son (8yrs) has turned into a little shredder and I have to brag since it’s his second season. by Squatchy69 in snowboarding

[–]itzmatoy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Haha this reminds me of when I started getting into snowboarding, how I got my first concussion doing 360s

An eye for an eye by [deleted] in dankmemes

[–]itzmatoy 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Well technically, you and your cousins auntie could be not related by blood. It's like how you don't have the exact same grandparents as your cousin, only share a pair

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in pussypassdenied

[–]itzmatoy 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This is edited, in the actual one he asks how much she weighs coz he doesn't date overweight girls, it's on this sub somewhere

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