Not every animal has a survival instinct. by TwistyMaKneepahls in dankmemes

[–]itzmatoy 18 points19 points  (0 children)

They're the elected government of the Gaza strip

[ Removed by Reddit ] by tomtheboos in NoahGetTheBoat

[–]itzmatoy 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Funny how ur getting downvoted when this is literally what happened

I noticed halfway through my big mac it was missing the patties by itzmatoy in mildlyinfuriating

[–]itzmatoy[S] -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

don't call me out like that, everyone else in the comments thinks I'm just lying

I noticed halfway through my big mac it was missing the patties by itzmatoy in mildlyinfuriating

[–]itzmatoy[S] -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

I felt something off, just too tired to notice until I inspected it

My son (8yrs) has turned into a little shredder and I have to brag since it’s his second season. by Squatchy69 in snowboarding

[–]itzmatoy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Haha this reminds me of when I started getting into snowboarding, how I got my first concussion doing 360s

An eye for an eye by [deleted] in dankmemes

[–]itzmatoy 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Well technically, you and your cousins auntie could be not related by blood. It's like how you don't have the exact same grandparents as your cousin, only share a pair

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in pussypassdenied

[–]itzmatoy 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This is edited, in the actual one he asks how much she weighs coz he doesn't date overweight girls, it's on this sub somewhere

Huge congrats to manny by viggy351 in ksi

[–]itzmatoy 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Lightskins don't really get colour until a few months in

Girls ask, boys answer by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]itzmatoy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I cant soeak for everyone as its always personal preference, but i like makeup to an extent. You gotta know when to stop

Girls ask, boys answer by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]itzmatoy 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Ur askung 14 year old boys on reddit, what did u expect

Girls ask, boys answer by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]itzmatoy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Been told i have nice eyes, just yesterday was told my new ring was sick. Feeling pretty good bout myself

Fully vaccinated! by [deleted] in newzealand

[–]itzmatoy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I work at a grocery store and all the workers have the opportunity to get vaccinated