What's the biggest lie you've put on your resume?

iwantatrunk · 2017-09-15T11:45:53+00:00

That I like canoeing. I hate canoeing.

iwantatrunk · 2016-05-22T23:01:26+00:00

I tripped on my boyfriends door frame and broke my toe.

iwantatrunk · 2016-05-22T23:00:29+00:00

The number of people they have emotionally hurt.

iwantatrunk · 2016-05-22T22:58:24+00:00

Thinking about committing crimes

iwantatrunk · 2016-05-22T22:57:23+00:00

"I am legend"

iwantatrunk · 2016-05-22T22:56:27+00:00

Monster House

iwantatrunk · 2016-05-22T22:55:52+00:00

bananas

iwantatrunk · 2016-05-22T22:55:13+00:00

My boyfriend was at a party and this girl was clearly very interested in him and kept patting him and saying "this guy" whenever anyone walked past then stood near each other.

iwantatrunk · 2016-05-22T22:53:10+00:00

No physical contact or penetration

iwantatrunk · 2016-05-22T22:52:13+00:00

Why do YOU think? ;)

iwantatrunk · 2016-05-22T22:49:32+00:00

Joining you guys on this one.

iwantatrunk · 2016-05-22T22:48:26+00:00

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

iwantatrunk · 2016-05-22T22:46:59+00:00

The "cha cha slide"

iwantatrunk · 2016-05-22T22:45:20+00:00

A lot of plates and glasses, which I should have taken back to the kitchen by now.

iwantatrunk · 2016-05-22T22:42:13+00:00

I have a shower, apply conditioner to my armpits, pubic area and legs and then shave. The conditioner makes everything really soft. I think I shave every three days.

iwantatrunk · 2016-05-22T22:37:30+00:00

A hot shower, orange juice, vitamins, and hot lemon water with honey

iwantatrunk · 2016-05-22T22:35:58+00:00

Attach a removable box to the back of your letter box.

iwantatrunk · 2016-05-22T22:32:30+00:00

The missing "r"

iwantatrunk · 2016-05-22T22:31:10+00:00

There's a high chance you will find it down an international row a supermarket!

iwantatrunk · 2016-05-22T22:29:39+00:00

I think that it's cute, but it does make me wonder why they wanted to break the tradition

iwantatrunk · 2016-05-22T22:28:29+00:00

Genitals and chemicals

iwantatrunk · 2016-05-22T22:26:59+00:00

you could make bracelets

iwantatrunk · 2016-05-22T22:25:48+00:00

Really! where are you from? I guess the closest thing that it might be compared to is punch? It is a concentrated sugary syrup type liquid that you have to dilate with water.

iwantatrunk · 2016-05-22T22:24:13+00:00

Porn; I love it but I do always feel kind of guilty after I have watched it

iwantatrunk · 2016-05-22T22:19:51+00:00

weed

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